bludgerigar

A person who sits around all day chirpin’ and doin’ not much else.

Check out old mate, hasn’t done nothin’ all day. What a flamin’ bludgerigar.

by Lady Boladi November 11, 2020

bludgeon

beat, pummel, usually with a large hard object.

Then this kid tried to steal my decks; so I bludgeoned him to death with one of my Tech 1200's.

by Sinepunk Macgyver June 30, 2003

Blursed

Simultaneously blessed and cursed by a situation, object, person, etc.

I was blursed with so many opportunities and hated to make a decision.

by TuTally March 3, 2010

bourge-bag

(boozh-bag, n. {pl. bourge-bags}) A contraction of "bourgeois" and "douchebag" to suggest a smug, elitist upper-middle-class lifestylist or person who fancies his or her self as one, and who is self-consciously and publicly representing that lifestyle in their consumer choices including the media which they broadcast through forwards to their personal social media audiences. Perhaps unknowingly, bourge-bags are prone to display crassly classist attitudes in their superficial understanding of society, underlying a sense of liberal idealism which they also superficially understand.

This historically diverse blue-collar neighborhood has been gentrified by techies and bourge-bags who think they're doing the area a huge favor by attracting a Whole Foods Market and putting an old Latino market out of business.

by DJ Rick November 19, 2014

Bloody Bludgeon

The action of having sex with a girl on her period and, subsequently, slapping her on the forehead with your, now blood covered, penis. This action causes the girl to look like she was brutally bludgeoned, but, in fact, has just engaged in some good ol' fashioned fun.

"Did you see those pics of Sylvia?! She looked like she got her head bashed in!!"
"No way man, she was just given the old bloody bludgeon. Look, shes smiling in the picture."

by DirtySan December 7, 2009

blarge

It's when two basketball referees fuck up. One official calls a block foul and another official calls a charge foul on the same play at the same time.

bl (block) arge (charge) = blarge

by JdOz28 August 12, 2006

Bourgeois Pig

Someone who acts snobbish because of their socioeconomic status, especially if the image of their affluence is false.

Andrew is such a bourgeois pig, a few days ago I saw him playing golf with the CEO of the company with those plastic golf clubs spray painted silver. What a cheap ass, we all know that he can barely afford the knockoffs he always wears!

by Phamarama360 April 18, 2010