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Microphone Blowdryer

The act in which someone rips cheeks into a microphone so someone on the other end can hear it. It is also used for sexual pleasure as you sniff the microphone with it being so close to your nose already.
Jared - Bro what was that noise
You - Sorry I was just doing a Microphone Blowdryer to myself
by Dinomax65 October 18, 2025
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Dirty Blowdryer

When a woman farts on a guys balls.
My friend Curvey gave 420b3ar a Dirty Blowdryer after she had sex with Scotty.
by 420Hacker November 20, 2025
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Minnesota Blowdryer

The act of teasingly blowing warm breath on a penis without making any physical contactno hands, no mouth, just hot air. Usually done playfully to arouse, annoy, or flirt without fully committing to anything sexual.
“She said she wasn’t doing anything crazy tonight... then gave me a full Minnesota blowdryer.”

“That wasn’t head, bro. That was a straight-up Minnesota blowdryer — just breath!”

“It’s 10 degrees outside and now my junk’s got a wind chill and a heat advisory.”
by Johnith30th June 10, 2025
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