bloken

Receiving fellatio and defecating simultaneously.

The turtle was peeking but I never turn down a bloken.

(This is a serious definition. Example in use: Harold and Kumar)

by anonymousbloken June 28, 2010

Broventine

Two straight guys hanging out on Valentines Day because neither of the have female valentines.

Guy1: Hey man, i dont have a valentine this year. wanna be broventines?

Guy2: As gay as that sounds, sure.

by Erre Dmiam February 20, 2012

brovention

Gathering, group, collection, or convention of broski's. Often times one must earn the right to be welcomed into a brovention by putting up with being the runt of every joke.

Dude she totally ditched us! Owell everyone pile in the truck we're havin' a brovention

by lawofbroski February 18, 2011

boven

Boven- being attacked or bitten by a beaver.

"...in other news, a local man was boven to death after falling into a beaver infested creek, late last night..."

by Hybridjtl November 7, 2005

blowenhagen

Your girl gives you head in the back of a lifted, smokestack deesul rig. Her addiction to Copenhagen drives her to put in a full can of dip. She then, unphased, continues going down on you. The nicotine buzz on your ween is too strong, and you blow it in her mouth.

Note: The act is only fulfilled if she then swallows the blowenhagen juice.

Dallas: "You goin' riding tonight?"
Tim: "Sorry man, I can't. My girl is addicted. She gave me another blowenhagen."
Dallas: "Damn dude, that's pretty messed up."

by bighammer69 May 24, 2018

bloves

when a female softball player uses her boobs to catch a ball

Shana made a great catch using her bloves

Way to use your bloves gurl!!

by doug84 July 21, 2007

Blove

Love between people on BlogTv, the love shared is generally Platonic.

Blove is shared between blog friends. I Blove all of you.

by Ghost6989 April 11, 2009