bighammer69's definitions

blowenhagen

Your girl gives you head in the back of a lifted, smokestack deesul rig. Her addiction to Copenhagen drives her to put in a full can of dip. She then, unphased, continues going down on you. The nicotine buzz on your ween is too strong, and you blow it in her mouth.

Note: The act is only fulfilled if she then swallows the blowenhagen juice.

Dallas: "You goin' riding tonight?"
Tim: "Sorry man, I can't. My girl is addicted. She gave me another blowenhagen."
Dallas: "Damn dude, that's pretty messed up."

by bighammer69 May 24, 2018

plastonitis

When someone gets plastic surgery, hates it, then desperately feels they need to get it again.

History Chanel: "the plastonitis resulted in a debilitating relationship with his son:"

Blanket: "dad! You're scaring me!"

Michael: "SHAMOH-nah"

by bighammer69 October 9, 2019