Jalapeño Bloodtrain

The act of stuffing as many jalapeños into a woman's vagina during her menstrual cycle.

The spices of the jalapeños help clot the blood and relieve bloating.

My cramping hurt so bad until I got jalapeño bloodtrained. My mom is great!

by BobDan May 1, 2014

blockstarplanet

A game where you play as an avatar and do in obstacle courses and chat with friends. You can go to chat rooms and have fun.

Person 1:Hey
Person 2: Hey
Person 1:Are you on BlockStarPlanet yet?

by hello_pepolesez_1 June 9, 2018

Bloodstock

A kick ass open air festival held every year consisting entirely of amazing metal bands, unlike Download, which comprises of mainly mainstream crap that nobody listens to.

The name is derived from the famous 1969 festival Woodstock.

I went to Bloodstock last year and headbanged so hard to Testament my head is now stuck on my right shoulder.

by dethmaiden June 14, 2008

Bloodsports

An Internet Based Debate

OMG check out the stream tonight bloodsports between Joe rogan and Richard spencer

by Sam Hyde Is COOL May 28, 2018

bloodstache

The resulting dried bloodstain above the lip often resulting from the use of cocaine. Could also be caused by being a moron and having a bloody nose that you never fully clean up or from eating hotwings.

Carmen: Dude did you get your ass kicked today?
Robert: Nah, man. What you think that?
Carmen: You got a giant bloodstache! You fucking douche! Was it your mom again?
Robert: Yes. *bloody sniff*
Carmen: Dude at least use a dental dam next time. Gross!

by G. Wells November 7, 2008

bloodskank

Any sleazey looking, and knowingly disease infected girl/guy whoring themself on the streets.
Whoring on the streets usually limits access to soap and toothpaste.
"blood:" syn. w/ blood born diseases.
"skank:" syn. w/ dirty, unwashed, & skin conditions.

"I made the mistake of picking-up a sleazy bloodskank whoring herself for crack money. Now, all the soap and toothpaste in creation won't clean my disease infected crotch!"

by Carl J. Maltese March 28, 2007

Bloodsportin

To walk around in a constant state of anger as if fighting in the Kumite.

Yo dat niggaz bloodsportin it. He flicked me off when I said hi.

by Greek Bastard July 21, 2009