blinders

Absurdly large women's sunglasses that mask the face from proper evaluation. Most notably worn by women of substandard appearance. Unlike horse blinders, these do not block the vision of the wearer but that of the passerbyer. Synonyms: Slut Goggles.

Put those blinders back on you ugly cock monger.

by BDH, JDG, ERO, EA April 11, 2006

Spangle Blisters

Noun. canine testicles

JP: "I'm father christmas!"
Hamish: "No you're not! You're a featherless spangle blister!"

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

Pussy Blinders

In refrence to some one who is pussy whooped by there girl friend. AKA Cole

Man that guy has on pussy blinders

by Ryan February 12, 2004

blinternet

Internet sites targeted to African American culture. World star hip hop et al.

Did you see that on the blinternet?

by The real Binja March 28, 2021

Turd Blinkers

The single minded focus of someone who really, really has to take a crap.

Guy #1: What the hell, Matt just completely ignored me as he walked past!

Guy #2: Ahh dont take offence man, we had German food for lunch, he's probably just got turd blinkers on

by ArrV April 1, 2011

male blinders

The invisible barrier that covers a man's perception of the truth.

Pleading total ignorance to a situation.

He kept saying "I don't understand what happened. I thought everything was fine" when his wife filed for divorce.

by Kelly J April 7, 2005

Arabian Horse Blinders

“Arabian Horse Blinders” is a sexual position where the woman sits or kneels astride her partner’s face and lowers her vagina onto the other’s face, wrapping his eyes, nose and mouth in her pussy lips. Also referred to as meat curtains it is the female equivalent of tea bagging and is based on the horse-blinders used around the eyes of Arabian Horses to keep them from bolting.

“Audrey joked that her Arabian Horse Blinders were so meaty they made her boyfriend cross-eyed.”

by T Lex September 10, 2010