Death Bears are stuffed teddy bears and or other various stuffed animals that are left at a location where someone has died tragically - usually as the result of homicide. They are almost always affixed to a tree, utility pole, fence or street sign near or at the crime scene using nails, wire, twine, string, or ribbon.
Death Bears are often accompanied by empty liquor, beer, wine or champagne bottles including, but not limited to, 1800 Silver Tequila, Grey Goose Vodka, Seagram's Vodka, Skyy Vodka, New Amsterdam Vodka, Remy Martin, Hennessey, Moet, Boone's Farm, Steel Reserve 211, Magnum and Colt 45. Custom made "Rest-In-Peace" (R.I.P.) style t-shirts bearing the victim's photo, candles, balloons, personal knick-knacks and sometimes actual police crime scene tape can also be present with Death Bears.
Death Bears are left by family members, relatives, friends, acquaintances, neighbors and sometimes complete strangers in remembrance of the victim in the form of a memorial shrine.
Death Bears are often accompanied by empty liquor, beer, wine or champagne bottles including, but not limited to, 1800 Silver Tequila, Grey Goose Vodka, Seagram's Vodka, Skyy Vodka, New Amsterdam Vodka, Remy Martin, Hennessey, Moet, Boone's Farm, Steel Reserve 211, Magnum and Colt 45. Custom made "Rest-In-Peace" (R.I.P.) style t-shirts bearing the victim's photo, candles, balloons, personal knick-knacks and sometimes actual police crime scene tape can also be present with Death Bears.
Death Bears are left by family members, relatives, friends, acquaintances, neighbors and sometimes complete strangers in remembrance of the victim in the form of a memorial shrine.
"Man, I wish the city would send someone out to clean up all those Death Bears that were left on the corner last week after that gang-banger got smoked in a drive-by."
by E. Barlow August 20, 2013
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Phrase popularized by the character Bubbles on the hit Canadian mockumentary "Trailerpark Boys"
Phrase popularized by the character Bubbles on the hit Canadian mockumentary "Trailerpark Boys"
Bubbles: I mean they could be lost, or there's a distinct possibility that they've been fucked by bears.
Julian: I'm starting to think that something went terribly wrong.
Bubbles: That's what I'm saying, maybe they got fucked by bears.
Julian: No, something worse.
Bubbles: What's worse than getting fucked by bears?
Julian: I'm starting to think that something went terribly wrong.
Bubbles: That's what I'm saying, maybe they got fucked by bears.
Julian: No, something worse.
Bubbles: What's worse than getting fucked by bears?
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Them bears are a conversation starter for people who don't know what to say. It can buy you the time to come up with a better topic, or to think of an excuse for small-talk, but the actual conversation may not include them bears. The dialogue is started by someone proposing the question, "How 'bout them bears?" the proper response is, and must be dictated word-for-word, "I don't know; how 'bout them bears?" There is a stress on the word "'bout" in this sentence, wherein the voice travels to a higher register. I don't know; how 'BOUT them bears?
by Dremora Valkynaz July 22, 2014
Get the Them Bears mug.Venomous Bears, the name really does say it all. These particular bears feed on smaller rodents such as Guinea Pigs and Wild Rats.
They are the size of your average Brown Bear but have long fangs usually 25 cm in length. These 'Fangs' contain deadly venom however, if a human was to go near a Venomous Bear, it would inject its venom into their blood stream (like a snake), though it would take an American Badger to suck the venom out in order for the person to survive... This is actually quite funny because the Venomous Bear is located in Australia, New Zealand and Papua New Guinea, so if you live in these countries and have no access to an American Badger, it is safe to safe to say you are fucked.
They are the size of your average Brown Bear but have long fangs usually 25 cm in length. These 'Fangs' contain deadly venom however, if a human was to go near a Venomous Bear, it would inject its venom into their blood stream (like a snake), though it would take an American Badger to suck the venom out in order for the person to survive... This is actually quite funny because the Venomous Bear is located in Australia, New Zealand and Papua New Guinea, so if you live in these countries and have no access to an American Badger, it is safe to safe to say you are fucked.
Guy 1: "Mate, i haven't seen you in years! How's your wife, Mary?"
Guy 2: "Ahh, Bloody VENOMOUS BEARS got her last year when we went camping, there were no American Badgers around so... she died."
Guy 2: "Ahh, Bloody VENOMOUS BEARS got her last year when we went camping, there were no American Badgers around so... she died."
by Attercop Man February 5, 2013
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Get the We bare bears mug.A combination of two common football exercises. A serpentine, which requires those participating to jog across the football field using the horizontal yard lines as a path. Those doing a serpentine will start at one endzone and snake their way up five yards for each trip across the field until they've reached the other endzone.
A serpentine becomes a bearsnake when combined with bear crawls. Those unlucky enough to endure the pain of a single bearsnake will experience over 1,000 yards of bearcrawling back and forth across the field.
Because of the infamous difficulty of a bearsnake, the name has become a synonym for anyone who is stupid, retarded, socially awkward, or just plain derpy. If someone calls someone else a bearsnake it means they think so lowly of the person that their mere presence inspires the same pain as one would feel from doing bearsnakes.
Snakey (adj.) is used to describe people or things that possess attributes comparable to bearsnakes. It is not correct to say, "They are bearsnakey" or "They are like a bearsnake." One should exercise the use of this word in these situations.
A serpentine becomes a bearsnake when combined with bear crawls. Those unlucky enough to endure the pain of a single bearsnake will experience over 1,000 yards of bearcrawling back and forth across the field.
Because of the infamous difficulty of a bearsnake, the name has become a synonym for anyone who is stupid, retarded, socially awkward, or just plain derpy. If someone calls someone else a bearsnake it means they think so lowly of the person that their mere presence inspires the same pain as one would feel from doing bearsnakes.
Snakey (adj.) is used to describe people or things that possess attributes comparable to bearsnakes. It is not correct to say, "They are bearsnakey" or "They are like a bearsnake." One should exercise the use of this word in these situations.
Football Guy #1: Dude, I did 1/4 of a bearsnake yesterday!
Football Guy #2: Dude, no way! That shit's crazy difficult!
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Guy #1: I just heard from Tori that Jason prematurely ejaculates!
Guy#2: I'm not surprised. Jason is such a bearsnake.
Guy #1: Yeah, I guess he IS pretty snakey.
Football Guy #2: Dude, no way! That shit's crazy difficult!
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Guy #1: I just heard from Tori that Jason prematurely ejaculates!
Guy#2: I'm not surprised. Jason is such a bearsnake.
Guy #1: Yeah, I guess he IS pretty snakey.
by TheAlmighty8 July 15, 2011
Get the Bearsnake mug.interjection used to indicate a sense of foreboding or fear of the future. Has nothing to do with actual bears. The use of the assumed antonym 'good news bears' is frowned upon.
"I just slept through my Math final, this is bad news bears."
"I went to my Math final. It was bad news bears."
"Jimmy watched in vain as the fire weaved its way towards the gasoline tank. His last thought was, 'This is bad news bears.'"
"I went to my Math final. It was bad news bears."
"Jimmy watched in vain as the fire weaved its way towards the gasoline tank. His last thought was, 'This is bad news bears.'"
by jimbo allen August 6, 2006
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