Beasties

Lesbians who are best friends and have no plans to have sex with each other or date.

John: You two should date
Les#1: Ew no. Why?
John: You two are perfect for each other and you're both lesbians
Les#2: We're beasties dude. That's gross.

by PsychImNotHer February 13, 2009

beasties

When you laugh, and you can't do anything.

"Oh man, I got the beasties and peed myself because my dick muscles couldn't keep in my urine, it WAS that funny!"

by ted bedell January 3, 2004

beasties

Milwaukee's Best Ice beer. The cheapest beer you can get. Usually 12-13 dollars a 30 pack.

beasties is the best way to get drunk for cheap.

by fire_is_cool June 29, 2008

beasties

Animal equivalent of best friends (a.k.a. - "Besties"), in common millennial parlance.

The two fur babies weren't exactly fast friends, but now their inseparable beasties.

by TheEnon October 6, 2016

blanties

A combination of the words bloody and panties.

Wow, she's got to change her pad. She's has 'blanties'!

by Thinewords October 11, 2022

Blastisimo

Playing extremely loud but controlled. Made by Barclavian Flowers in the Paul W. Bryant Band room.

Hey son why are you playing so loud it sounds like blastisimo. I told you Staccato!

by TheCabinet June 17, 2023