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A name often used for bland, annoying, stupid or boring people, mostly when someone just pisses you off or you just think their ugly.
Dude, she's such a blander!
by Grumpsoda February 22, 2023
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A completely nonsensical or exaggerated statement, idea, or worry. Especially one that’s so over-the-top it’s kind of funny
Friend: “I can’t go to the gym. Everyone there is judging me.”
You: “Blatant blanderdashery. Nobody’s judging you. They’re too busy avoiding eye contact.”
by Blanderdash October 3, 2025
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