iced tea on the back porch

Diarrhea butt stuff. When the fecal matter is runny and is in enough liquid to give it the color of iced tea.

Man, I was doing anal with my girlfriend, and I look down, and there's runny shit all over my dick... I mean I still finished and stuff. Turns out I'm into iced tea on the back porch.

by ShppingAndReceivingbuttstuff February 14, 2017

back teaser

A person who looks very attractive from behind, but upon frontal view is not.

I totally saw this hot girl walking ahead of me, but it turns out she was just a back teaser.

by montskel March 21, 2010

back seat tease

A member of the opposite sex, who will flirt a lot, but only put out a little, without giving it up. Will get you in the back seat of the car, but will put the breaks on after a few minutes. See tease.

Mike is such a back seat tease. He talks a good game, but never puts out.

by BarneyStinsonEsq July 15, 2015

team on my back

To "man up" in a sense and perform a difficult task at any cost, anything from single handedly defeating an opposing team or finishing two large pizzas in one sitting. A team is not necessarily involved. May also refer to an awe inspiring act of epic proportion.

Person 1: "Wow, there's no more soda left so you're gonna have to finish your bottle of Captain straight."
Person 2: "I don't think I can do it dude!"
Person 1: "You have to, we gotta get rid of this tonight!"
Person 2: "Fuck it, I'm gonna put the team on my back and just chug it all."

by shellystrick4L December 27, 2010

Put The Team On My Back

one's will to carry the team and not let any obstacle come in between.... a desire that you must achieve.... to go ahead and get that green (if you know what i mean)

a) greg jennings: dog, he Put The Team On My Back; dog i gotta do this shit. i put the team on my fucking back though

b) marshawn lynch: I've never seen a nigga Put The Team On My Back like this nigga

by Taco McArthur January 17, 2011

He Put the Team on his Back

To do something both amazing and impossible for the overall benefit of your team, such as carrying victory and "dat shit" 99 yards with a broken leg, avoiding Darren SHAARPUH, crossing the plane, and getting a touchdown.

This is why I say Im one of the hardest niggas in Madden. I have one of the most best offenses in Madden history. Look at dis shit. Look at dat nigga. Greg Jennings caught dat shit, prolly last play of the game. But dawg, earlier doh, this nigga broke his FUCKIN LEG. How is he running with a broken. leg? Look at dis nigga holdin this shit doh. Dawg, HE PUT THE TEAM ON HIS BACK!

by crankdatbur December 8, 2010

put da team on my back

One's will to carry the team and not let any obstacle come in between... a desire you must acheive, to go head and get that green, if you not what i mean.

"dawg, gotta do this shit. put da team on my back doe. my leg broke, i dont know how the fuck i'm running right now doe. i do this shit...for madden. oh shit, DARREN SHARPER! one of the most hardest hittin safety's in the league. BUT, i put the team on my back do. fuck it, cross the plane. touch down. greg jennings."

"he put the team on his fucking back do! he put the fucking team on his fucking back do. deshaun jackson put da team on my back!"

Marshawn Lynch put the team on his back do, for seattle fuck madden. darren sharper, hold muh dick. shut up drew brees

by fuck you gumby February 27, 2011