Black Market Ebay

The place to buy and sell all the nice little toys and goodies that the government thinks you should do without. May not be the most inexpensive stuff you've ever bought, but where else are you gonna get it?

"Watch your step, my backyard is mined."
-"Where the hell did you get land mines?"
"Black Market Ebay, where else?"
-"Ah, i ordered some grenades and cuban cigars, but they havent come in yet."

Black Market Ebay by Av8tion February 21, 2007

Black Market Pussy 

Pussy that is intended for someone else that you successfully intercept.

My roommate's girl was over last night and he passed out drunk so I got that Black Market Pussy.

Black Market Pussy by decanfrost March 26, 2017

black market goods 

A grass roots arts collective in Albuquerque, NM. Artist owned BMG (for short) does not believe in charging for events, is very fair in pricing cos its run by artists, and is a great networking place. BMG is for artists, designers, models, fashion designers, musicians, dancers, and all forms of artists.

Loser 1: Hey did you go to that Black Market Goods Show last week?

Loser 2: No Im too cool for them.

Loser 1: Oh thats not cool, they're a good group and they slave for their art. 100% artist owned and opt'd they're a pretty cool group.

Loser 2: Oh wow that does sound pretty cool maybe I'll go to the next show.

black market goods by Omni-corn June 10, 2009

Black Market Material 

A word used to describe someone who brags because they've technically broken the law, but nobody actually cares. For example, they could be a guy who litters intentionally, or fishes without a license.

Person 1: My friend won't shut up about how at a young age, he pirated Minecraft from the web.
Person 2: Wow, he's really Black Market Material.

Black Market Material by AnonymousBadger May 26, 2018

Black Market High-Five 

At the end of performing intercourse from behind, one must pull out, ejaculate on his own hand and slap his partner across the face with it.

Susie hasn't let me try anything new in bed since I gave her that Black Market High-Five

Black Market High-Five by S.Meadows November 30, 2010

Black-Market Mentality 

A state of mind induced by society standard, historical events & opinions, education, childhood, economic background, religion, race, geographic region and many other external variables flucuating greatly between individuals resulting in the individual, group or idea feeling inadequate, second rate, discriminated against, isolated or foreign and forced to hide, disguise or avoid entirely personal actions, customs, practices, ideology or philosophy pertaining to physical, emotional, spirtual, sexual or any other personal expression unique to the human mind and body.

The black-market mentality projected upon minorities, by public opinion, is one of the reasons we are noticing a regression in our society within these groups, for example, depression, drug abuse and HIV prevelance in the homosexual community, crime statisics of ethnic minorities or workplace discrimination against medical marijuana patients.

Black-Market Mentality by MT_MAW July 1, 2010

black market organ donor 

A weird place where dgens can get their organs after a surgery. Usually illegal and brought from other areas of the world.

Man the black market organ donor completely ripped me off I order a gall bladder and got a testicle.

black market organ donor by Hoehoehoe May 20, 2016