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Black Knight Syndrome

Black Knight Syndrome (BKS) is the condition of being pathologically unable to acknowledge defeat.

The syndrome takes its name from the Black Knight in Monty Python's 'Holy Grail'. In this motion picture the Black Knight loses an arm in a sword fight with King Arthur, and claims that "'Tis but a scratch". On losing his second arm the Black Knight says that it is "Just a flesh wound". After losing one of his legs the Knight exclaims "I'm invincible!", and when his second leg is cut from under him he says "All right; we'll call it a draw".

BKS is commonly found in people afflicted with the Dunning-Kruger Effect, and it is typified by people who refuse to accept evidence that demonstrates beyond doubt that evolution is a fact, or that global warming is real, or that HIV causes AIDS. Indeed, such people have an irrational inability to accept the truth of any of a number of other scientific disciplines where the physical evidence trumps their conspiracy theories, vested interests, and/or ideologies.

BKS is also frequently found in people otherwise prone to Denial Silence.

The typical pattern of a conversation with a BKS afflictee involves the opposing, educated party presenting supportable fact after fact, carefully referenced and explained, whilst the ignorant BKS sufferer simply contradicts each devastating point with random, unevidenced counterclaims of his or her own. Due to this strategy, such exchanges rarely have a satisfactory conclusion.
In an online debate about the reality of modern global temperature increase, Vincent was insistent that no warming had occurred over the 20th century, no matter how much independent evidence was presented to him, from many countries and employing many different lines of analysis.

The thread would have persisted for months, if not years, had not the other blog participants acknowledged that Vincent was exhibiting a severe case of Black Knight Syndrome, and subsequently quarantined Vincent to a rubbish thread.
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Black Knight rising 

Nothing more exciting than a black Knight rising
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Black Knight Extorters 

Black Knight Extorters aka BKE is a gang that comprise a formidable collective of black knights who wield their influence to extract retribution from those who have transgressed against the MC:BE and Fortnite community.
Black Knight Extorters Wo3ke: We're extorting you 😈
Eject EK: Noooo!!!

The Black Knight 

A character from the comedic film, "Monty Python and The Holy Grail." In the movie, this comedy relief in what was already an obvious comedy spars with King Arthur of Britain and somehow ends up missing all his limbs, yet still alive (and proceeds to taunt King Arthur) This character is widely parodied and in fact, has merchandise that can be found in video stores worldwide commemorating his madness.
The Black Knight: Come back here, you yellow bastard! I'll bite your legs off!
The Black Knight by Fawful668 July 28, 2008

The Black Knight 

When a guy rides a bike over to a girl's house, fucks her in the ass, and then rides his bike immediately home. (Inspired by Drama from the episode of Entourage when he says he fucked a chick in the ass and then made her ride her bike home.)
Person A: Dude, you'll never believe what I did last night.

Person B: What?

Person A: I Black Knighted Sara!

Person B: Wow, that's awesome! I've never successfully pulled off The Black Knight.
The Black Knight by theroots20 June 24, 2008

To Black Knight 

When you lose, nay, you get your ass handed to you in an online quarrel, and you refuse to let your better have the last word.
Jordan kicked Roland ass in a comment thread duel, but Roland Black Knighted Jordan because he couldn’t stop typing out his shitty points.

Roland Black Knighted Jordan.

Jordan says, “The Black Knight won” by concession to Roland’s comment cardio.
Roland lost the online disagreement, but kept going on to Black Knight Jordan.

Roland won by Black Knight
To Black Knight by IdahoJockDoc November 24, 2019

black knighting 

An individual embracing trolling and ad hominem attacks on a messageboard, focused upon a single hapless poster. This is regardless of the topic of conversation and how correct the poster is. The natural converse to white knighting
Poster A: Hi im new!

Black Knight: GO

FUCK

YOURSELF

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Poster A: You guys are wrong, you really need to use the quadratic equation to find the roots.
Poster B: Yeah, i guess so.

Black Knight: GO

FUCK


YOURSELF

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Poster B: Hi im new!
Poster A: Me too!
Poster B: Hey what's up :)
Poster A: Not much, I'm gonna buy a TV!
Black Knight: BUY A FUCK YOURSELF IN THE ASS
Poster B: strong black knighting
black knighting by Jinkobells January 6, 2009