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bitbucket

Verb: Bitbucketing

The act of falling apart at every opportune moment. Becoming unreliable.
Netflix bitbucketed the other day. It was a pain as I couldn't watch any shows.

Stop bitbucketing and get your act together.
by carysma November 22, 2019
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monkey butfuck

When you light a cigarette with another cigarette
Hey let me "monkey butfuck" my cigarette back to life
by Unkown............ September 28, 2017
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batfuck

n. a social event or dance to which the gentlemen involved invite the ugliest skanks that can be found in time for the occasion. A prize is usually awarded to the guy who brings the broad judged worst.
"Hey John. What say we organize a batfuck for Saturday night next."

"Kewl man! We haven't had one of those since last spring, and I know just the perfect hog. Yowsa!"
by Ragnarok7 April 13, 2007
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Bigfuck

Bigfuck
by Hi ok December 2, 2019
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batfuck

John batfucked Sally. Therefore sally got fucked by a bat.
by George March 28, 2005
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batfuck and mustard

Said when a confluence of thought and/or action occurs during a conversation between two or more individuals. See: Poke, you owe me a coke, or the concept of a jinx, but without the imposed silence inherent in existing concepts.

This pejorative should be shouted and/or typed at any moment when both parties involved in a conversation type or say what is essentially the same concept (with allowances for differences in wording).

The declaration should especially come into play when this confluence occurs at several moments in the same conversation; the first instance might be unique, but three or more would justify loudly shouting "BATFUCK AND MUSTARD" from any available rooftops.
A: I consider the cantaloupe to be an unnecessary fruit.
(simultaneously)
B: I no longer require cantaloupes in my repertoire of melons.

A and B (unison): BATFUCK AND MUSTARD!

B: Indubitably.

A: I need a beer.
by unsquare June 19, 2007
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bifuckles

The name given to older, bespectacled male clowns with pederastic tendencies.
"That clown we hired for Sally's eighth birthday leered at the kids the whole time, and we caught him surfing porn on a break. Total bifuckles."
by DurhamPORK April 22, 2014
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