Bitchless 

someone or (jay) who has zero bitches and will never have one

jay is bitchless

Bitchless by blackjack20147 March 15, 2022

Bitchless 

The state of having no bitches

Karson is a bitchless faggot.

Bitchless by Bob Dinkleburg March 29, 2022

Bitchless 

The incapability to bag any females at all. Forever unable to communicate effectively with a person of the opposite gender.

Ruben has spent a millennium looking for at least a brush of a woman’s touch but nevertheless still bitchless.

Bitchless by Sir Kobe Bryant April 19, 2022

Bitchless 

A person who knows so many fine bitches yet has not even one

Bro shes fine asf, is she yo girl?

hell nah im bitchless

Bitchless by bitchlessman May 5, 2022

Bitchless 

A person that has no female companions such as yourself

Have you heard josh is bitchless

Bitchless by Jesus_traa May 15, 2022

Bitchless 

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An adjective used in modern slang to describe a single person who is deemed conventionally unattractive as a whole.
A "bitchless" person will often display attention seeking behavior similar to that of a "simp", but usually not to such extreme measures.

Common example:

Catherine: Oh my god! Did you see Jim get rejected by Natasha?
Katy: I know right? He's such a bitchless guy.

Bitchless by cornSaltedWithCorn June 16, 2022

Bitchless 

Having no hoes no thots honestly being a single sad motherfucker

You See Jose Over There He's Got No Bitches He's Basically Bitchless

Bitchless by 37473737 Rio July 7, 2022