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Bitch Please

A word used when someone says something stupid or something like that.
The Walking Dead(lol i love it I can't help it)

Carl (little 8 year old boy) - Dad, the walkers(zombies) look so scary I'm so scared!!!

Rick (Carl's daddy) - Bitch please.
by SomeDude2003 February 9, 2014
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Bitch Please

White guy's way of fitting in when a black guy says "nigger please" - which is when a black guy calls bull shit on you.
Guy 1: Hey you wanna go see a movie on Saturday?

Guy 2: Bitch Please!

Guy 1: Fag
by (-.(-.(-.(-.-).-).-).-) December 25, 2011
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Bitch Please

origanally created and spoken by Christopher Crocker(complete homosexual, who wishes they were a girl). When a bitch is in your face you gently say bitch please. If the bitch does not leave then you take it to the next level by by saying ''for your own good bitch please.'' If the bitch still does not leave you yell BITCH PLEASE!
Shanaynay: I stole your man!

Laquisha: Ugh bitch please

Shanaynay: yeah

Laquisha: BITCH IMA SHANK YO NIGGA ASS! FOR YOUR OWN DAMN GOOD BITCH PLEASE!
by Dominque James Turner October 27, 2010
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BITCH PLEASE

Basically can be used for anything. From casual conversation with your hoes, to telling off some crazy snyp3masta whose all up in your grill. Works wonders. Can also be used as a filler in absent conversation. Can also be used as a response for things you don't want to respond to with an actual answer.
Example 1:
J: haha you're so funny! we're hilarious
E: lmao BITCH PLEASE

Example 2:
E: you really smell bad...and you're kind of super ugly...
J: BITCH PLEASE.

Example 3:
J: i'm bored
E: bitch please
J: yeah.

Example 4:
J: did you actually write all that stuff in my honesty box?
E: bitch please.

OR

J: do you think i look ugly today?
E: bitch please.
by DAKRU January 2, 2009
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BITCH, PLEASE!!!

Man1: Man that Chik-Fil-A was good, wish I had another.
Man2: BITCH, PLEASE!!! *tosses another*
by Iamblackyeahdog. December 7, 2009
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Bitch Please

When Dan angered Phillip, he said "Bitch Please!"
by Greg Horbal May 8, 2003
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Bitch Please

The phrase said to a bitch/hoe right before u tap dat ass.
Bitch please, get on yo handz and knees... take that shit!
by Jebadiah September 27, 2003
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