Commonly used as a substitute for fuck.
"Birk" is derived from "Birkenstock," thus lightly associated in an unintended manner with lesbianism in the eyes of the immature.
"Birk" is derived from "Birkenstock," thus lightly associated in an unintended manner with lesbianism in the eyes of the immature.
by MuthaBirk January 8, 2009
Get the birkmug. 
Extremely thrifty person never found inside stores or restaurants. Never been seen with a woman, but claims not to be gay. Most likely to be seen at thrift stores/ asleep at the wheel. Suffers from massive gastrointestinal diseases. Likes to drink soap.
by Ironman 450 July 30, 2003
Get the birkemug. birk is a semi friendly insult usualy meaning fool or idiot. it has a similar meaning to plonker or wally.
the word however stems from a more sinister background.
a birk originaly was a name for somone that robbs graves, from the last name of a faimed grave robber.
other potential origins are from cockney rhyming slang for cunt.
the word however stems from a more sinister background.
a birk originaly was a name for somone that robbs graves, from the last name of a faimed grave robber.
other potential origins are from cockney rhyming slang for cunt.
"tom you birk, you spilled my pint!"
"we caught these two birks in the graveyard!"
"let me feel your birk!"
"we caught these two birks in the graveyard!"
"let me feel your birk!"
by mrbluesky November 22, 2006
Get the birkmug. Ian Birked - When a police officer needlessly kills a citizen in a bizarrre, cowardly manner e.g. Seattle's Officer Ian Burk killed a native carver, John T. Williams who was carrying' a legal 3 inch knife and wood block. Birk, after warning the deaf and inebriated Williams 4 times in 4 seconds, shot Williams 4 times and killed him. On February 17, 2011 Ian Burk resigned from the Seattle Police Force after Seattle Police Chief John Diaz stated: "John T. Williams did not pose a threat of serious harm to the officers or others." Adding: that "Birk did not follow department policy when he used deadly force." When done by a citizen it is Code 187: Death, Murker, Kill. King County procesutors have refusee to prosecute Ian Burk.
She: I heard a Seattle cop killed a wood carver who was deaf and drunk after giving him 4 warnings in 4 seconds.
He: Yeh, he was Ian Birked by Officer Ian Birk.
He: Yeh, he was Ian Birked by Officer Ian Birk.
by theangrymonkey March 4, 2011
Get the Ian Birkedmug. by Abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxyz& June 22, 2019
Get the Birk Johnstonmug. by Albinoturtle January 12, 2014
Get the silicone birkmug.