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Midnight Mexican bird's nest 

The act of pooping on the roof of an unsuspecting person's car late at night, preferably close to the edge of the drivers side door then sticking yellow Marshmallow baby chicks into it, resulting in subjecting the car's owner to the sight before they enter it the next morning.
Man, that smelly-ass freeloader has been getting on my last nerve, maybe a midnight Mexican bird's nest would make him get the point.

[Beijing National Stadium (Bird's Nest/Olympic Stadium)] 

Beijing National Stadium (Bird's Nest/Olympic Stadium)
Beijing National Stadium (Bird's Nest/Olympic Stadium)
形态如同孕育生命的“巢”,它更像一个摇篮,寄托着人类对未来的希望。--shit

Norwegian Bird’s Nest

Requirements: Obese Woman, Eggs, and Male.

A Norwegian Bird’s Nest is when you fuck a short stubby fat chicks rolls, cum in them, then crack an egg and eat it out.

Origins: A Norwegian Bird’s Nest is defined after the nests that many birds leave on the side of cliffs.
Man that chick is so fat I could pop a Norwegian Bird’s Nest on that hoe.
Norwegian Bird’s Nest by Wtfsir October 31, 2025

Stepped on a bird's nest 

I think I stepped on a bird's nest when I chose to stay home instead of going to see my sister’s dance recital.

birds nest 

Placing toilet paper around the seat of a toilet, to form a protective barrier from the germs on the seat. Mostly done in public bathrooms. Looks remarkable like a birds nest
Me: I don't wanna pewp in that stall, it looks real disgusting...

Dave: Dude! Just birds nest it!
birds nest by bobmcd123 September 24, 2007

birds nest 

The toilet paper shield that some people construct around the seat of a public toilet so that they don't contract any of the various forms of ass and sexual diseases that thrive on porcelain.
"When Brenda left the bathroom, we were puzzled as to why all the toilet paper was gone. She then explained to us that she had birds nested it, and suddenly everything made sense."
birds nest by sressler December 26, 2006