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Bill Murray Story 

Bill Murray is an acclamed comedic actor staring in many hit films including Ghostbusters, Groundhogs Day, and Caddyshack.

A Bill Murray story is when you create an outlandish (yet plausable) story that involves you witnessing Bill Murray doing something totally unusual; often followed by him walking up you and whispering, "No one will ever believe you" and walking away.
A Bill Murray Story-

My freshman year of college, I was hanging out with some friends playing Halo 2 in my dorm. Sure enough, I hear a strange meowing sound coming from outside my window. As I open the curtains and look out, there was Bill Murray, clinging to a branch about 10 feet in the air, meowing at a kitten stuck a little higher up the tree. He turned around and looked at me, and mouthed 'No one will ever believe you' before climbing out of sight.
Bill Murray Story by Dyyne February 25, 2009

bill fucking murray 

if you really need a definition then go jump off a cliff
oh my god, its bill fucking murray!

*ejaculation*

Bill Murrayed

To be mistaken as an actual threat while in costume and being erroneously killed. As in the movie Zombieland.
While dressed as a cop, to scare his felon friend, he was Bill Murrayed by mistake.
Bill Murrayed by Lorrie the Freak November 4, 2009