bestied

To get so drunk you're unable to speak coherantly & simple tasks like walking, taking a piss & remembering where you live become impossible.

"Hoo yeti. Wassy out?"
"Aye, he's over there."
"Creased?"
"Bestied up."
"Fucking pisshead."

by MrE26 November 11, 2006

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bestie

Someone you love, someone you absolutely can not live with out.

Very very special

She's my bestie, hurt her and I'll hurt you. :-)

by Uhmnolikestop February 13, 2014

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bestiful

When a person is best at being beutiful.

"Selena Gomez is so bestiful"
"That bitch is bestiful"

by Old gregg was taken May 21, 2018

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An adoring nickname for one you hold in highest esteem, more commonly known as a best friend. A bestie is the person who you not only go shopping with on a regular basis but also trust implicitly with anything.. besties do not come and go like waves and sandcastles, they are more like permanent marker on American Eagle jeans, they'll stay with you forever. It is much better to have one pure andgood bestie who is true to you then multiple 'besties' (even though if theres more than one t usually will not count as a bestie, technically) who are only like pants that stay with you only until you get too fat for them, or you tear them (like hurting them, and then them being all unforgiving), or just until they fade. A true bestie would stick with you through all of it, walking in when the world walks out.

Boyfriend: Hey, wanna go to the movies with me later?

You: Oh my gosh I'm sorry maybe tomorrow I've got plans with my bestie already. I would never blow her off!

by Burnt pancake April 15, 2008

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