tim berners lee

The guy who invented the World Wide Web (not the Internet) so you must respect him.

Tim Burners Lee is not how you spell his name, unfortunately.

by SAX-A-MA-PHOOOONE... August 11, 2006

Going Bernie

To become so drunk you're practically dead.

You are Bernie from "Weekend at Bernie's".

He's Going Bernie!

Uh oh, He's Gone Bernie!

Have you met my old mate Bern?

by JC3 October 17, 2012

Bernies

The Class A Designer Drug Ecstasy
Derived from Bernie Ecclestone, president and CEO of Formula One
Ecstasy > Eccies > Ecclestones > Bernies

"You on the Bernies tonight?"

"Is Bernie coming out the night?"

by henrytheeighth December 15, 2013

Going Bernie

To become so intoxicated your friends have to carry you around à la "Weekend at Bernie's".

He's Going Bernie!

Uh oh... He's Gone Bernie!

by JC3 October 17, 2012

Bernie Mac

Great person and comedian. Died at age 50 in Chicago on August 9th.

R.I.P. Bernie Mac

by 420kush420 October 4, 2008

Weekend at Bernie's

(verb) The act of propping up a friend who's passed out and can't stand on his or her own.

Dude, you were so shot yesterday after pounding beers at the pool. You passed out in a lounge chair and I had to Weekend at Bernie's you out of the pool area and onto the elevator. I propped you up with my knee. This older couple that got onto the elevator was horrified.

You were passing out but there was no way I was going home without any numbers. I ended up Weekend at Bernie-ing you to two more bars. These chicks I was talking to thought you were drugged.

by M-dubs December 18, 2012

Dirty Bernie

A 67 year old perverted door to door
dildo and ass lube salesman.

Hey look!! There goes your mom chasing
Dirty Bernie like he's the ice cream man!!

by streetwhiz May 18, 2009