benedikt

benedikt, besides being a name, also an expression for laziness at work.

Jess: Stop pretending like you're doing something... Stop being a Benedikt and start to work.

Manager: Stop benedikting around!

by leibnizli November 19, 2013

Benedikt

An amazing person with big booty and boobs! Has a lot of money and a lot of muscles. Everybody wants a piece of him

Hey! Im leving my husband because i met Benedikt

by The father69420 December 7, 2021

Caden Benedik

A guy who never stops eating. Will take from anyones plate and beg for food like a dog.

“Are you gonna finish that”
“You’re a fat shit Caden Benedik”

by Jack coonwell October 9, 2022

Benedikt

Gigachad who is slavic and drinks vodka every day 50 times

Some random guy:hey look at that guy drinking vodka hes such a benedikt

by Thicc german boi May 24, 2021

Benedek

Eating an animal shitfull ass out

Person1: Wow what is that guy doing?
Person2: Giving a Benedek to that horse!

by Avadon April 6, 2020

Marik Benedek

Marik Benedek, also known as Beni or Bendzso is somehow always in center of attention..Oh and not in a rude way but the big boy stands at 195 cms so it’s not difficult being seen. He’s known for being the drunkest and loudest at parties.. and having all the ladies grasping for his attention. Now, Benike also has the biggest ego I’ve ever seen. You can tell this man he is ugly and he’ll not hear a word you say. Not like anyone would call this hot thing ugly.. hehe

He is also known for a few other things like his special scent the Dior Sauvage perfume, and for his gossiping.. I swear that man keeps a wikipedia page for every person we know. He is also a pro at lime (the scooter). Well at least, a pro at going over every red light and making drivers mad...Well Ladies, if you’re over 45 you definetly have a shot with this young man so don’t hesitate. Just make sure to feed him fancy food and drive him around and you’re good. ;)

Person1: hey have you seen Marik Benedek?
Person2: oh yeah, he’s probably in tokio with Bozsi..

by Bozsi November 16, 2020

Benedikt-Syndrome

It is caused by an aggressive brain tumor. Leads to anxiecy attacks during presentations or other forms oft public speeches. Infected persons are usually introverted and do not have many friends.

This bitch suffers from Benedikt-Syndrome

by Grubenottern/Pensiboy December 30, 2018