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Bellatong

An extended leave of absence from, or breaking of plans with, one's male friends without explanation or remorse due to the presence of a new or existing girlfriend.
Where has he been I haven't seen him lately. Oh him, he's totally on a Bellatong.
by JD Hap April 16, 2009
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belation

i'm here for the belation of your birthday.
by tish l-d May 26, 2008
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Bellagio

Performed by drunk guys who thought it was a good idea to naked swim. The challenge is to reinact the fountains at the Bellagio using nothing but the penis. Requires a demonstration of supreme synchronized swim with good bladder control.
Lolly: that was a great bellagio show last night!
Jodie: I hope the had a shower after.
by Phil The Observer June 11, 2018
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The Bellagio

When a male masturbates in the shower and shortly after ejaculation lifts his penis into the upright position, so that water hits the head/hole of his penis, resulting in another more intense orgasm and urination into the air, thus resembling the look and feel of the finale for the Bellagio water show.
Whenever I have The Bellagio in the shower I always pass out before I can turn off the water.
by CaptainStickyHands July 7, 2014
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Bellator

It is where MMA fighters who can't hack it in the UFC go to fight in a vain attempt to stay relevant. A number of the fighters in Bellator were once superstars of the sport but are now too old, too slow, or too overweight to fight at an elite level. Among the most notable Bellator fighters are: Royce Gracie (the grandfather of modern-day MMA), Fedor Emelianenko (who went undefeated for 10 years straight), Frank Mir, Roy Nelson, Quinton "Rampage" Jackson, Chael Sonnen, and Tito Ortiz .

Bellator also has the dubious honor of headlining what most observers have arguably called the "worst fight in MMA history" between Kimbo Slice vs Dada 5000 at Bellator 149. That fight was a street brawl between two out-of-shape fighters that lacked skillful MMA tactics of any kind (no striking skill, no takedown skill, no grappling skill) with both fighters completely gassed by the 2nd round.

The word "Bellator" means warrior in Latin.
After Travis Browne loses his fourth-straight fight in the UFC...
Dude 1: Damn, I guess Bellator will get a new heavy weight.
Dude 2: Haha... That's so fitting cuz it's a shit-show over there!
by morpheus30 January 20, 2018
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belationship

A relationship that one forms either years after first meeting a real person or with a former version of a person from earlier in their life.
I'd totally want to rock a belationship with 19 year old Britney Spears... back when she wasn't a train wreck.

We met in elementary school but wound up having a belationship in college years later.
by Franky Digital December 9, 2008
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Bellator Lenormal

Muggle enemy and antithesis of Bellatrix Lestrange of Harry Potter fame.
Since "dominator" is the male equivalent of "dominatrix," "Bellator Lenormal" is the male opposite of "Bellatrix Lestrange."
by Bellator Lenormal January 3, 2013
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