beet

n1: a man's package
n2: a moron or an idiot
v1: to fuck around or slack off

n1: The boy was playing with his beet.
n2: My brother-in-law is such a beet.
v1: John spent the whole day beeting off.

by Jacobene November 25, 2003

beet

friend

What's goin' on you lil' ol' beet?

by vividsplendiferous February 28, 2010

Beets?

The act of questioning a friend if you would hook up with a certain girl.
Used in code in order to protect the true question. Can be said directly in front of girl.

"Beets??"
(Walking through the mall, and see a decent looking girl that you need approval of) You would say.....
'Hey bro, Beets?

by TheWhiteKnight December 15, 2007

that's beet

to express the idea of ridiculousness or stupidity in another's ideas or actions.

damn man, this shit is beet.

by Cracka'fo'sho' February 28, 2005

Beets

Another word for "Cool" or "Good"

"That fire is hella beets dude!"

by Mr.Beets April 26, 2010

beet

something that is gross, or discusting.

That pile of crap is beet.
The gas station bathroom is beet.

by XD_YourMom_XD July 28, 2006

Beets

A vegetable similar to a potato in that it is a root and carries similar qualities to potatos. The inside of this vegetable is purple with blood red juices. Nigger's happen to love this vegetable very much. You have to be careful where you use the word because negros will flock to beets.

"Ya'll got them new Beats by Dre boy?"

"Naw nigga but my moms got deez fresh beets from da market, gawd"

"Damn nigga, I love me some beets. Hand em' ova"

by Blunter420 January 09, 2013