Birection

When one's erection is pointing to one side while the scrotum is pointing to the other

"Every time I watch porn in these jeans I get a birection."

by Oside79 January 31, 2014

deerection

an erection that occurs after a hunter sees a turdy-point buck on his deer-cam and posts it all over facebook.

"check out this buck on my deer-cam, i got such a deerection when I saw it"

by bigsexy242424 November 13, 2011

Beerlationship

A phenomenon that occurs when a two people are continuously found together and usually engaging in sexual acts, but only actually admit to it and enjoy it when they're drunk.

"Bro, Ryan has totally hooked up with Annie like every weekend for the past month."

"Yeah, but she denies it and he says they were drunk every time."

"What?! They're totally in a beerlationship right now!"

by StikDudeComix October 3, 2011

Peerection

An erection caused by the pressure of a full bladder as opposed to sexual excitement.

A pantsless Tom enters the bathroom.

Brad the homo: Woah there tiger at least buy me dinner first! *growls in a a gay manner*

Tom: Relax dumbass it's just a peerection.

Brad the homo: (dejected) Then why are you pantsless?

Tom: I forgot the put them back on after I got done boning your sister.

Brad the homo: Oh.....you know I stole her last boyfriend. *winks in a gay manner*

Tom: (gaybashes and urinates on Brad).

by Pimperator July 17, 2005

brerection

When a breakfast is so good it gives you an errection

Dude Tfigg's mom's cinnamon pancakes were so good they gave me a brerection

by big ol'e thick (blue) November 25, 2010

Weerection

An erection that is caused by the need to urinate and is purely non sexual.
Most often occurring in male humans, specifically prominent when the owner of the penis wakes up in the morning.

The word fuses the words "wee" and "erection".
Aka: "Peerection".

Joseph woke up with a peerection.

Joseph: Hey Jenny, I woke up with a weerection this morning!

Jenny: My name is not Jenny, it is Penis Chopper 3000 and I have come to earth to chop your penis off.

Joseph: I like cereal.

Penis Chopper 3000: Chop.

by Reuben WOLOLO February 20, 2014

beerception

When one takes a photo of their alcoholic beverage of choice, while including the previous beverage (be it their own or someone else's) in the background of the photo.
This can include using a social media site in the background to display the previous beerception image.
Thus resulting in a chain of images in which there is always a photo of a beer in the background.
if you go all CSI you can zoom in and see back in time.

Bro1: Bro, It's Friday arvo, lets crack a cold one..
Bro2: Wait! don't forget to do beerception!
Bro1: Ohhh no shit! lets get this one good! i'm going to get last weeks beerception up on my phone and pose with that cougar over there , make sure you capture it!
Bro2: Brahhhhh that was mad, wait till the dudes on Subyclub get a hold of this one!

by beerceptionator April 26, 2016