beerlesque

Drunken dancing that involves taking off or pushing aside clothing. Usually performed by young girls too inebriated to stand upright, much less look alluring and seductive while undressing. Often followed by throwing up beside the speakers.

"Hey look, Tina and Faith are performing a beerlesque dance for everyone...oh shit, Faith just fell off the table..."

by black@heart February 24, 2013

Barbeque fingers

When you've fingered a girl on her period, gotten blood on your fingers, and the proceed to finger her in her ass and getting shit on your fingers. Barbeque fingers.

Dude, i fingerbanged this chick in both holes, got them barbeque fingers now you feel me?

by r7yu April 1, 2019

Dallas Barbeque

When you have explosive diarrhea while wearing sweatpants and the shit settles by the elastic near your ankles.

Craig was out drinking all night and had a Dallas Barbeque on the subway.

by dallas cook August 10, 2009

Bollocks to your barbeque, yeah?!

A phrase originally from British Television programme modern toss, but featured in many amatuer HOMFIELDstudios movies found on youtube.com
Originally used in Modern Toss, when character "Alan" wrecks a family barbeque. But now used frequently as a comeback or alternative to "Am i bothered?"

Person 1 gets a A* in their exams and Person 2 only gets a C:

PERSON1: Haha, I did better than you!
PERSON2: Well, bollocks to your barbeque, yeah?!

by Papa Fuzz May 19, 2008

Period Blood Barbeque

A complete and total mess. i mean think about it......what would everyones reaction be when they find out the food that they have been eating at the barbeque is marinated in period blood. just terrible...

"That test was a god damn Period blood barbeque. I dont think i got a single answer right"

"His fantasy football team is a fucking Period Blood barbeque, just a mess"

by moose donovon October 31, 2011

barbeque black man

A soft spoken black man that generally sports clothes less ghetto fabulous than fubu and yet more ethnic than american eagle. May like to accessorize using such finery as gold teeth, glasses and white k-swiss sneakers. Are very personable and tend to enjoy the occasional witty remark followed by a head shake (usually accompanied by a grin so as not to appear condescending). May have a slight lisp, especially when saying words such as defense and sauce.

"Wayne Brady is almost a barbeque black man... but not quite."

by ben & hannah February 16, 2009

backdoor barbeque

Defined as the use of barbeque sauce as lubricant in the act of anal sex.

"We were out of KY jelly, so I went to the fridge and grabbed a bottle of Bull's Eye Bold Original. Then I gave Patrick Swayze a good backdoor barbeque."

by Iggy Pup June 6, 2006