Beefy 5 layer

(N): a post-intercourse penis coated with feces, bmc, semen, urine, and tears of the woman involved.

Earl, for the love of god, get that beefy 5 layer away from me, I'm not crying for show!

by Austin Pealy May 30, 2016

Captain Beefy

A large joint/blunt that has the potential to pack a strong punch and, possibly, cause life changing events to occur.

Look, at Ralph! He's having a tough time dealing with Captain Beefy!

by GoGoYubari June 14, 2006

Beefy man shake

After blowing out your pals fart box,you pull out with fecal matter on your peen and proceed to masturbate furiously. Then send your cock juice skyward into your mouth an regurgitate it into your other pals mouth.

Yesterday after workout we headed back to Chads house for a good ol' beefy man shake

by XGenewilderX October 20, 2018

Beefy Tomatoes

When a man covers his balls in a girls period blood and then dips them in melted chocolate, the girl then sucks it all off.

'Hey Mary, you hungry? I have a couple of beefy tomatoes left over."

by Danny The Dirty October 1, 2012

beefy crunch box

An extremely girthy female's fatter than normal vagina, similar to 2 roast beef sandwiches fighting over the horsey sauce.

Jaquin went to the doctor because Regina's beefy crunch box left his dick toe up from the flo up.

by SEBLDR11 November 19, 2015

beefy style

When one is making love so vigorously that that individual begins to emit solid waste out of there rectum.

Gregory, your going beefy style on me and I don't like it at all.

But Silvia I love it so much when I loose control of mh bowl movement.

by Silvia and Gregory May 23, 2016

Beefy McChode

An angry short fat tool who thinks he's cool. This person also gets no pussy. They also refer to themselves as "stocky" or "big boned".

Jack thinks wearing a tight shirt will show off his muscles, but it is only showing everyone that he is a Beefy McChode.

by Dogfood11 April 4, 2017