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a) You look good, son. Naw, naw don't leave, I jus wanna talk ta ya...
b) I will take verbal abuse for change
among many other statements. They will often smoke weed or crack right on the street, and the cops don't care. They have an 'ignore the bums' policy.
These bums will often wander onto campus to have enlightening conversations about the bible, only to pass out in the middle of a pathway.
They are generally nice people, some even have advanced degrees, but somewhere along the line (around 1967-1975) they just fucked up and couldn't recover. Most of the sleep in people's park.
a) You look good, son. Naw, naw don't leave, I jus wanna talk ta ya...
b) I will take verbal abuse for change
among many other statements. They will often smoke weed or crack right on the street, and the cops don't care. They have an 'ignore the bums' policy.
These bums will often wander onto campus to have enlightening conversations about the bible, only to pass out in the middle of a pathway.
They are generally nice people, some even have advanced degrees, but somewhere along the line (around 1967-1975) they just fucked up and couldn't recover. Most of the sleep in people's park.
Paco: Yo G, you see that Berkeley bum?
Jaime: Yeah, how'd he get all the way down to Stockton?
Paco: Shit if I know, but he taught me about the space-time continuum, I feel like I might go back to school.
Jaime: Yeah, they are pretty smart, but yet they don't do shit with their lives 'cept create elaborate radio mixing equipment next to Top Dog.
Jaime: Yeah, how'd he get all the way down to Stockton?
Paco: Shit if I know, but he taught me about the space-time continuum, I feel like I might go back to school.
Jaime: Yeah, they are pretty smart, but yet they don't do shit with their lives 'cept create elaborate radio mixing equipment next to Top Dog.
by DoesWayneBradyHaveToChokeABich January 5, 2010
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A place where you run a 50% chance of getting your bike stolen, a 65% chance of getting your computer jacked, and 100% chance of compromising on all your conservative values. Still, you will reflect on your time there with the same nostalgia once sung by Bryan Adams- "Those were the best years of my life."
You: I was gone for 10 minutes, came back to my table in the library, and my computer was gone.
Officer: What did you expect? This is UC Berkeley.
Officer: What did you expect? This is UC Berkeley.
by Pawn takes queen December 15, 2011
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Get the Beckered mug.A person of such good looks the first time I saw a The Academy Is... video,I walked into a wall,triped over a chair,screamed,spontaneous combusted,fainted,had a heart attack,killed my pet rock and bit my tongue.
At the same time.
Also,the only man who can rival Davey Havok on terms of "male person preetier than you".
Look at his hair for fucks sake!
Look at his BUTT...
At the same time.
Also,the only man who can rival Davey Havok on terms of "male person preetier than you".
Look at his hair for fucks sake!
Look at his BUTT...
EmoBoy:"WOAH,that chick in The Academy Is...is hot!Hell yeah I'd fuck her"
EmoBoy2:"You dumbass,that's William Beckett,he's a DUDE,and...why are you looking at me like that...get away from me...AHHHHH!!!"
EmoBoy2:"You dumbass,that's William Beckett,he's a DUDE,and...why are you looking at me like that...get away from me...AHHHHH!!!"
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