i beat my meat

A guy who jerks off

Last night I beat my meat to some porn

by Just for the LOLZ March 29, 2017

I beat my meat

to masturbate

Man my dicks hella sore I beat my meat for too long last night.

by Dab a Ranch May 4, 2017

gotta beat my meat

The song made by my retarded friend at school sings when needs to masturbate

Oh shit! My eggroll is erect I gotta beat my meat!

by Wa Wa Waterboy April 23, 2018

Skeet skeet beat my meat

Only used by true meme Lords as a way to communicate the masterbation

Skeet skeet beat my meat *whips*

by Urdadsgay February 23, 2019

beat my meat on the toilet seat

When you beat your meat on the toilet seat. Exactly what it says

Beat my meat on the toilet seat, Doo da Doo da. Hands got tired so I used my feet, Doo da Doo da. I skeet skeet on the toilet seat, all the Doo da day

by The boonigan man September 16, 2017

Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat

When you are about to beat your meat so hard, you say "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat" before beating it. This will guarantee a better experience when nutting. If you say it just before nutting, it will enhance the experience to the point that you will feel the heavenly experience for up to a week

Jack: *Opens up 420GB 'Homework' folder*
Jack: "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat"
Jack: *N U T S*
Jack: *Goes to heaven*

by J4ckStyp3 June 16, 2018

I beat my meat to squid porn

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL IF YOU DO THIS YOU Are LEGEND ANS DesERvE A TROPHY FOR LEGEND STATUS

I beat my meat to squid porn because it is fun asf

by Fig boy December 7, 2018