beanius

it's a word for when a person typically known for being "lax" on concentration makes an excellent joke/phrase/saying on the spot, is momentarily surprised, cannot replicate it so congratulates themselves and never looks back on it

“Wow, you’re such an beanius.”

by Are you proud of me August 30, 2019

beanbum

Someone who can hold one or multiple beans inside the crack in there anus.

Person 1: Dude what have you got in your arse crack?
Person 2: Tutti Frutti, coffee and a few cinnamon

Petons 1: All those jelly beans?! You have a beanbum!

by Thebeaniest May 4, 2021

Beanimus

Someone with a large Brain and huge beans

Hi,beanimus!

by Beanimus prime January 9, 2022

Beanimus

Someone with a large forehead and a big cranial structure.

Hi,beanimus.

by Beanimus prime January 9, 2022

Beanieman

A guy who snakes his friends/family to impress/attract females. Making fun of or criticising them in the presence of females to look masculine, prestige or powerful. Sometimes going as far as shaming them or telling female’s their secrets. Beenie man is also a Jamaican musician, acts with Drake etc.

I can’t lie you’re moving like a beanieman
Nahhh you’re a beanieman
That’s beanieman hehaviour

by themostaggylo February 1, 2023

Beanism

Beanism is the someone or something that is short or small, almost the size of a bean.

My friend suffers from Beanism and can’t reach the door knob

That pencil has Beanism, it can hardly be used

by Noxishades November 20, 2025