better than chuck norris

Bruce Lee, Chuck norris was a pupil of his and has even admitted that if both of them were in their prime, Bruce Lee would win, there is no one to compare to bruce lee

bruce Lee vs. Chuck norris
it would probably end the same way it did in way of the dragon/return of the dragon chuck norris looking like he's going to win, chuck norris would then get cocky, then bruce would make a comeback, he then starts to kick chuck norris' butt, then he breaks his arm and leg and then he breaks chuck norris' neck, Hence, Bruce lee is better than chuck norris.

by Bruce Lee is better than chuck norris October 30, 2007

Better than White Castle

A feeling gotten when you accomplish something an feel better than Harold and Kumar did when they made it to White Castle.

When my girlfriend gave me a blowjob last night climaxing felt better than White Castle.

by ZPN December 16, 2008

better than sex

A term equally used by men and women to describe an experience so overwhelmingly pleasurable and orgasmic that it surpasses the pleasure of having sex.

Though the term is commonly in reference to a non-sexual experience, it can also imply something of a sexual origin (just not coitus itself).

If someone finds fellatio more pleasurable than coitus, one could say that it was better than sex.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 15, 2021

better than awesome

a phrase used to describe Jason and Jacey, and anything they do together. "better than awesome" cannot be defined, because it's impossible to put into words how awesome it truly is.

She thinks he's better than awesome.

by Stella Dillard October 29, 2010

Better Than Juan

When you're better than juan

when you're better than Juan like height and everything else.

by BetterThanJuan December 27, 2016

Better Than Ezra

A kick ass Southern Pop-rock power trio from Louisiana. They gained popularity with the song Good and have consistenly toured for over 15 years gianing new fans all the time. They are better than Ezra which may or may not have been a band they knew.

"Did you hear the new Better than Ezra single?"

by dan brodie July 12, 2005

better than sex cake

Cake (dessert) that is 'better than sex'. In other words, a really good, preferably chocolate sauce smothered piece of baked goodness.

Thing 1: "Have you ever had better than sex cake?"

Thing 2: "What's 'sex cake'?"

Thing 1: "No, just better than sex cake."

Thing 2: "Wait, what's 'sex cake?'"

Thing 1: "No, there isn't sex cake! It's better than 'sex', 'cake'!"

Thing 2: "Oh! You mean cake...that's better than sex?"

Thing 1: "Yeah...So I'm assuming you've never had it before?"

Thing 2: "Had what, sex or cake?"

by Thing 2 December 13, 2008