Second baseman

A second baseman is a person is either baseball or softball that plays second base. They typically do not get much hit to them but when they do they are on their toes. Their specialties include covering first and second as well as covering the base in a run down which they always enjoy. Typically the most enthusiastic on the team and hyper about getting to play their position. Second basemen always rock a face mask when chosen. Most second basemens take possession over the base second and are very protective over their spot.

Person 1: “dude did you see how hyper she was covering second for that run down!!”

Person 2: “yep! She must be the second baseman.”

by allielovesunicorns January 4, 2019

baseman

Where a boy/man moves onto the 'bases' on relationships frequently or too quickly. eg first base (kiss) second base (oral) so on.

Preferably moving quite frequently, onto many girls, doing sexual activities. Known also as a player.

Harry: I got sucked off by Kirsten yesterday night, but the day before fingered Katy in a bush!

Martin: Harry you baseman!

Or

Cindy: Did you hear that Harry got head off Kirsten but fingered Katy and tried to have sex with Marie!

Laura: Ew, OMG, what a baseman

by Hahayoubaseman November 3, 2013

derrick bannerman

extremely hot.

derrick bannerman is the def. of sex

by pooprscoopr November 16, 2010

Megan Hauserman

A beautiful reality star best known for competing in Beauty and the geek, rock of love 2, i love money, charm school 2 and her own show megan wants a millionaire. Her show was cancelled because a crazy canadian contestant, Ryan jenkins killed his wife. She also once got into a fight with sharon osborne and sued her. Megan Hauserman is also a model and poses for playboy and benchwarmer trading cards. She is distinct from her fellow contestants for having a hot body with nicely shaped hips and is blonde( naturally brown).She also has a black and white chihuaua named lily.

Follow megan hauserman on twitter, Twitter.com/meganhauserman .

by Bluejays12 November 22, 2009

third baseman

A knowledgeable person you bring with you when negotiating a deal for a new car.

I brought Chris with me as my third baseman when I bought my new Audi. He ended up saving me thousands of dollars.

by tiab guls May 23, 2014

first baseman

A neighbor you jerked off.

When I was 8 my neighbor and I were first baseman.

by MillionDollarMan July 29, 2016

BustermanZero

1. A slightly arrogant, but overall decent guy.

2. A surrel, anti-transexuallity quip first appearing in the early 17th century that was said to reverse the 'sex change' spell cast on unsuspecting married men by accused witches after their deaths.

1. "Good point BMZ, but you didn't have to say it like that."

2. "Worry not, maiden, I will reverse the sex change spell. Bust her man zero!"

by Atolmazel February 10, 2004