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Bagism

A world where no one looks at your lifestyle, the color of your skin, or your gender to judge you, just like if everyone was covered with a bag.
by William Rutledge April 22, 2006
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Surrey baptism

A coming of age event where a Surrey Girl, no more than 18 has 30 (or more) men ejaculate on her at once. The men are required to all wait to do it at the exact same time. The girl is required to love it. If she is a genuine Surrey Girl, she will.
Joe: What you do last weekend?
Mike: I went to a Surrey baptism and came on this slut!
Joe: Were there at least 30 guys there?
Mike: Yes.
by IcePic April 28, 2012
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Baptism for the dead

A doctrine promoted mostly (but not exclusively) by Mormon groups wherein a living believer is baptized for a dead person who was never baptized.
1 CORINTHIANS 15:22&29,
22) Just as in Adam all die, so also in Christ all will be made alive.
29) Otherwise, what will they do who practice BAPTISM FOR THE DEAD, if the dead are not to be raised? What then would be the point of being BAPTIZED FOR THE DEAD?
by Ellen G. White May 14, 2009
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Boatism

In the end, everyone will die and fade away. Because of this, we are all in the same boat. Boatism encourages the spread of kindness because we're all in this together.
He practices Boatism and searches for meaning along with all his other boat companions.
by Notreallymillardfillmore January 31, 2018
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Tijuana Baptism

When a guy gets his junk vomited on whilst receiving a blow job.
Chris: "Hey, remember that drunk chick at the bar the other day?"

Marc: "You mean the one with no teeth?"

Chris: "Yeah. She gave me a blowy in my car and threw up all over my wee-wee."

Marc: "That's awesome, you've gotten your first Tijuana Baptism!"
by Kilroy Roboto July 25, 2009
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Toaster Baptism

When you drop an unplugged toaster on a baby who is sitting in a bath tub filled with one inch of water. You then take the baby’s body and use it to make baby powder and baby oil. Then you sell the products for a profit to buy a new baby.
Adam: Do you want to perform a Toaster Baptism
Thomas: Of course
by Yeetix February 11, 2020
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Guantanamo Baptism

When seated on a toilet and your penis head submerges into the water.
I sat down to take a slam and was pleasantly surprised with a Guantanamo Baptism!
by Hamil$tein & CageChicane March 15, 2010
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