i'd hit it, with a baseball bat.

The oposite of I'd hit it. Used in a way that calls the other person ugly. See: I'd never hit it even if I was forced to

i'd hit it, with a baseball bat. in action

Nick: Hey Matt you know Rebecca?

Matt: Yeah, I'd hit it.

Nick: Ewww, shes nasty what the fuck is wrong with you?

Matt: With a baseball bat.

Nick: Ohhhh, haha me too.

Matt: Yeah, I'd never hit it even if I was forced to.

by A perv on urban dictionare July 24, 2009

Mexican baseball bat

A sexual act, in which a man's testicles are held in a womand's mouth as she sucks on them, and the man slaps his penis across her face until he ejaculates on her face.

Guy nummber 1:"Dude, I got Sharon to do a mexican baseball bat last night!!"
Guy number 2:"Oh, man, that's tight. How'd you get her to do that?"
Guy number 1:"I hit her with a regular bat until she agreed to it."

by ohemmeffgee January 19, 2007

North Dakota Baseball Bat

Verb: The act of shitting in a used condom and freezing it overnight. The next day use the frozen turd as a weapon to bludgeon your smart ass girlfriend until she shuts up and proceeds to blow you.

Person 1: How did Kelsey get that black eye?

Person 2: It's likely that Scott gave her the North Dakota Baseball Bat!
FACT: Scott keeps 10 North Dakota Baseball Bats (NDBB's) in his freezer at all times!

by Hemmerhoidal Premisis February 5, 2009

The Baseball Bat

A sex move where you repeatedly squeeze the cock and swing it into the forehead of a woman.

The baseball bat hurts very much.

by Bdhdid88dd April 7, 2020

sandpaper baseball bat

A baseball bat wrapped in sandpaper used for anal torture; also "sandpaper baseball bat of doom"

by Pissed Off Paul October 9, 2003

Therapeutic Baseball Bat

A special Baseball Bat that can be used to solve any problem in any situation. The mob first invented this amazing tool years ago when they were having financial troubles. It helped them and it can help you.

The Therapeutic Baseball Bat; an amazing tool that can solve any problem. Annoying sibling, animal, boss, mother-in-law or ex-wife? Not anymore, guaranteed to fix all your problems or one can be used to fix you!

Wow Joe, you're right! After liberal application of your Therapeutic Baseball Bat, my mom shut up, my ex wife is gone and my boss is giving me a raise!

by Zanasabitch October 19, 2010

Upside Down Baseball Bat

When you have a guy skeet in ur ass and then a girl with a big black dildo fucks you in your asshole and then beats you off and pulls out of your sss as you come making everything leak out of your ass and dick

Me, daryl and debbie had an upside down baseball bat last night and it was the best anal explosion I have ever had

by Big cock carl June 14, 2018