resting bartender face

Where a bartender has dealt with so many drunken cock wombles that their face is permanently scowling

That barman has a serious resting bartender face. God knows who pissed him off

by Derangedflamingo June 2, 2017

Barvonna

The annual Holy Holiday which celebrates the birthday of two incredibly sexy European ladies named Barbara and Yvonna. Celebrated in July. Much alcohol involved.

Are you going to Barvonna this year? Of course I am, it's only holier than Good Friday and Christmas Eve combined.

by little black dress June 23, 2014

Barrens Chat

1) A infamously vile and crazy place within World of Warcraft, which is the eternal home of Chuck Norris jokes. Commonly caused because of the size of the zone, and the player density of the zone, and also due to the common rumor that the badass players play Horde, leading 12 year olds wanting to be badass, but instead, resulting in this hot mess of immaturity and Chuck Norris jokes.

2) Trade Chat

Leveling Player: Where's Mankrik's Wife?
Barrens Mongrel 1: my bedroom
Barrens Mongrel 2: you fag
Barrens Mongrel 3: reported
Barrens Mongrel 4: reported for reporting
Mediator: STFU GUYS YOU ARE ALL FUCKING LAME
Barrens Mongrel 2: NO U DUMBASS
Leveling Player: where's mankrik's wife plzzzz pst me
Passerby: fucking Barrens chat...
Barrens Mongrel 4: reported
Barrens Mongrel 2: reported for reporting
Barrens Mongrel 5: stfu fatasses, Chuck Norris will knock all your teeth out
Barrens Mongrel 3: stfu
Barrens Mongrel 1: no u
Guild Advertiser: <Trollkicker> is now recruiting! We have 3 bank tabs and a friendly community! pst for invite or more info!
Barrens Mongrel 7: stfu nobody cares about ur guild dumbfuck

etc. etc. etc.

by Trolldestroyer December 22, 2009

Bartender

People that end people named Bart

Bart: Yo that bartender is hella cute!
Me: Watch out Bart he's come to end you!
Bart: *dies*

by Deelioaddooliadoo April 28, 2020

bartenders elbow

A fake condition affecting bartenders passing drinks causing muscle atrophy created by Tom Scott and a game of drawing and vocal telephone with other animation youtubers

My friend worked at a bar for 3 months and passed so many beers that he got a bad case of bartenders elbow and had to rest for a week

by asxdghjkl January 7, 2021

Captain Barden

While having sexual intercourse, the Captain Barden is a modified version of doggystyle. When hitting it from the back, you have the left knee on the bed and the right foot on the bed with the right leg cocked out, like you are kneeling on one leg. The right hand goes on your hip and your left hand goes on her left shoulder. The purpose of the left hand on her shoulder is to maximize penetration by bringing her body into you.

Popularized by my boy DJ XLent.

Me: Yo I hit that shit doggystyle last night.
Jeff: Nah man this is what you gotta do, right leg out, right hand on the hip, left hand on the shoulder and just smash on that bitch all day.
Me: Good call. I gotta hit that shit Captain Barden tomorrow night.

by KDog88 October 30, 2008

ninja bartender

A supreme master of the alcoholic beverage so much so that it becomes a way of life.Someone as stealthy, quick and skillful as he could easily kill u in seconds but instead dedicates his life to getting u wasted.With his flawless recipes and extreme mastery of presentation his drinks may lead to a blissful state of enlightenment.By the time u come to the realization that your bartender may be a ninja bartender its too late.For you are plastered beyond comprehensible belief.

A ninja bartender never reveals their secrets
But always excepts tips

by J-Ody Du-Wright November 15, 2011