A dork that pretends they're very good at playing battledore.
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Somebody that says "battledore" instead of "badminton", like a normal person.
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Somebody that says "battledore" instead of "badminton", like a normal person.
Johnny Flyn: hey! Wanna play some battledore?
Jessica: You're such a battledork. You're worse at it than a 5 year old with cerebral palsy and also, it's called "badminton", you fucking idiot.
Jessica: You're such a battledork. You're worse at it than a 5 year old with cerebral palsy and also, it's called "badminton", you fucking idiot.
by ze dutch italian February 12, 2018
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Bartle Doo • Bardledoo • Bargledoo • Battledome • Borkledoo • Barcledon • Bardeldoop • Bartled • Bartledue • Bartleson
by thedubiouslimabean August 20, 2011
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Pattie: Hey dude, if it wasn't for Bardledoo my life would be a wreck!
Chucky: I guess that's why my life is a wreck!
Chucky: I guess that's why my life is a wreck!
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Ms. A: Everyone did horrible on their essay!
Kid 1: Oh really?
Kid 2: Bartle Doo!
Ms. A: What does that mean? Do you like to annoy me?
Kid 2: It doesnt really have a meaning....
Next Day...
Ms. A: So can anyone tell me the meaning of line 5 in Act 3 scene 4?
Kid 1: Bartle Doo!
Kid 2: Bartle Doo.
Ms. A: Anyone else?
Entire Class: Bartle Doooooo!!
Kid 1: Oh really?
Kid 2: Bartle Doo!
Ms. A: What does that mean? Do you like to annoy me?
Kid 2: It doesnt really have a meaning....
Next Day...
Ms. A: So can anyone tell me the meaning of line 5 in Act 3 scene 4?
Kid 1: Bartle Doo!
Kid 2: Bartle Doo.
Ms. A: Anyone else?
Entire Class: Bartle Doooooo!!
by stupidstupid May 10, 2010
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Get the Bartle Doo mug.This interaction is designed for two guys, preferably gay. First, guy #1 gives guy #2 a blowjob, and then snowballs the semen into guy #2's anus. Next, guy #2 gives guy #1 a blowjob, snowballs it into guy #1's mouth, who then snowballs it again, into guy #2's anus. This is called a battledome because, in theory, the two sperm ejaculations could fight for dominance over guy #2's anus.
John: Hey there sexypants, the word on the street is that your sperm are a bunch of pussies.
Connor: Aw hell naw bitch, my sperm can beat the crap out of yours any day. Let's battledome right here. I'll hold it, get on your knees punk.
John: You're lucky I'm a raging homosexual.
Connor: Aw hell naw bitch, my sperm can beat the crap out of yours any day. Let's battledome right here. I'll hold it, get on your knees punk.
John: You're lucky I'm a raging homosexual.
by xWhorex May 18, 2007
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