Barretts are most commonly seen in Eastern Asia, with documented cases of
migration as far as the US and outlying
territories. They are known for their abnormally small phallus and distinct mating call "AHOYAHOYAHOYA". Barretts require no
extravagant courting routine due to their affinity for females of the lowest standards.
"Don't be a Barrett, you can do
better than her"
"
The animal with the smallest phallus on earth is
the Barrett"
-"AHOYAHOYAHOYA"
- "WTF was that?"
- "Don't worry, it's just a Barrett"