Bajungus

A rare strain of vaginal fungus, cases usually appearing in the MidWest.

The word evolved from the term vag fungus (abbr. vaginal fungus) and was eventually shortened by doctors in residency who wanted to break the news gently.

Colloquially used to refer to 'a load of crap.'

Doctor: Miss, what you have is a load of bajungus.

Patient: Doctor, that's silly.

Doctor: No. Really.

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Boy: Want to go to a movie?

Girl: I ain't goin to that bajungus with you, boy.

Boy: Dang.

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Betsy: Dinner's on the table, honey!

George: It smells like freaking bajungus!

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by CharlesCXXVI November 3, 2010

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bagungus

when something is just so crazy you cant help but just go "WHAT THE BAGUNGUS!?" or "HOLY BAGUNGUS SHITS".
can be a positive or negative response

Negative -
Person 1: "Hey, did you know that the world is flat?"
Person 2: "WHAT THE BAGUNGUS? ARE YOU KIDDING ME MAN??"

Positive:
Crush: "Do you wanna get lunch with me later?"
Person: "HOLY BAGUNGUS!! SURE!!"

by uhhaether December 14, 2021

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bachungus

Something you say to a fat person
Something you can say as an exclamation

Person 1: Hey did you see that fat bitch over there
Person 2: goddamn that's a bachungus ass bitch

by Failed Failure(iiArctic_Lawii) March 27, 2022

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Babbangus

Babbangus is a combination of the words "baboon" and "humongous." In short, the definition of the sacred term is simply "a humongous baboon." This is used for playful teasing, particularly with a family member younger than you. Not only does it fulfill your desire to address that particular individual by their original and true name, but it also brings a good laugh to everyone in the room! Feel free to use it at your disposal!

"Where's Hassan?"

"Good question, let me ask: BABBANGUS-"

"WHAT-"

"He's upstairs."

by Moo-knee-zah December 14, 2022

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