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Dick-out basketball 

To goof off and not take something seriously.
The floor manager scolded her employees "Get back to work! This aint no dick-out basketball! We have deadlines to meet!" when she caught them goofing off by the water cooler.
Dick-out basketball by sad_sad January 7, 2019

John Witherspoon Basketball Team 

The John Witherspoon Basketball Squad was usually not the best. The 2019-2020 team was the best of all time. The team put up historic numbers. Running point, Alex had the most wide open layups in league history. Shooting guard, Remy had insane numbers all around, he had the most 3’s in franchise history and the highest 3’s% in league history. Small Foward, Pasquale has set the record of most techs and most fights in league history, he averaged about 4.2 fights per game. At Power forward, John Robert was a really good player, he got recruited to play in New Hampshire. John Robert had the most blocks in league history with 11.3 per game. Starting center was 6’ 9” Jihad. Jihad was one of the best centers in league history as he averaged 24.2 rebounds per game. This starting 5 was amazing and there bench also was really good as they put up the most numbers for being on the bench. This squad was coach by the one and only Coach Carter (AKA 🛒 👂). One of the reasons why Witherspoon played so well was due to the massive fan section. Some fans gave Alex some Gobstoppers, this gave him the energy he needed. The fan section was helpful because they always made tons of noise when the opponents were shooting. The best part about this team was that after the games ended, Carter would play a game in the locker room, it was dodge ball but with markers and only Carter could throw them. Carter ended up winning coach of the day one day. This is a season for the books.
I don’t wanna play against the John Witherspoon Basketball Team because they will fuck me in the ass.

Basketball Americans 

Another word for African Americans, popularized in 2023.
Those goddamn Basketball Americans! They stole my Kia Soul!

Basketballafallaphobia 

The fear of getting hit in the head with a basketball or any sport ball in general.
She wears a helmet because she has basketballafallaphobia.

Dr. Basketball 

A legendary character who is known for his extreme penis length and tendency to buttrape people, regardless of their gender.
Person 1: Have a seat!
Person 2: I can't sit down, Dr. Basketball got me last night.
Dr. Basketball by 13incher June 15, 2010

Love and Basketball 

1. A great movie starting Omar Epps
2. The best two games know to man!
1. Have you seen Love and Basketball yet, its the best movie ever made.
2. Shesh, the only games I will get involved in is Love and Basketball.