bangkok

a prank invoving asking a person "what's , "the capital of Thailand?" the person then usually sais, "Bangkok?" Then you kick him in the balls.

Guy 1 : He man, What's the capital of Thailand?
Guy 2 : Bangkok?

Guy 1 then kicks guy 2 in the balls

Guy 1 : (laughing) Bangkok, get it, Bang Cock!
Guy 2 : Oh my sack!!!

by Gambi June 26, 2007

bangkok

a) capital of thailand

b) an inappropriate reference to having wild sexual relations

a) The capital of Thailand is Bangkok. (why "bangkok?)

b) Damn, i had a wild trip to bangkok last night.

by AzN LeMoN SkIn December 10, 2004

bangkok

A city of confused people who don't know where to spend money. A unique culture, mostly inspired by farangs (foreigners). Never ask directions from any stranger, you will be misguided. Smelly food, watch out what you are eating :)

Foreigner in bangkok: Where is ABC street?
Local Thai: (confused, sweating, look at you with strange looks and knowing nothing, answers you) go straight. (yes, only two words)

by bkklover September 14, 2008

Bangkok ready

When your coach tells you 6 months in that your muay thai game is tight as fuck.

"You think is ready for the matchup",

"Yeah man, you're bangkok ready".

by bitch of blaviken January 22, 2020

purely bangkok

A person who only sleeps with chicks with dick

Person 1: See Trevor hitting on that girl with the bulge in her jeans. We should warn him. Person 2: No man. Trevor is purely Bangkok. Don't worry

by Dexter Hulk April 27, 2019

Bangkok Burrito

1. a life changing experience.
2. a street food dish (Burrito) from the world famous World Street Kitchen (WSK) that features red curry chicken, fried rice, basil, cilantro and secret sauce.

i just got bangkok burrito'ed..... aka my life has changed.

by eatthesteet July 14, 2011

Bangkok Surprise

It's when you find out that she is a he.

I had a Bangkok surprise last night

by Rajhadin October 15, 2008