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Hand Banana 

A banana for your hand. AKA penis, drive shaft, pickled pepper, tentacle.
"This is not your father's nursing home, keep your hand banana away from the guests."
Hand Banana by Dr. Rob Jones February 10, 2008

hand-banana 

one who uses soiled toilet paper for a kleenex
That hand-banana just mopped up his snot with some shit paper

Hand Banana 

Mom-"Son, would you like a banana?"
Son- "Sure, I'll go get a hand banana."
Hand Banana by mrhandbanana July 15, 2010

hand banana 

He couldn't stop stroking his hand banana.
hand banana by Isthatmustachereal November 3, 2024