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Balbood

A person who sells kebabs. Usually Middle Eastern.
Mr Balbood is at it again.
by ZeronReinhard January 6, 2023
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Ballbagged

To be drunk off your tits.. So Drunk that you have no recollection of the night before and finding yourself in an awkward situation the next morning usually involving an ugly bird(female person).
Jim- Dude i was ballbagged last night.

Alan- I know ya, so was i.

Or

Jim- Im Gonna get fucking ballbagged tonight.

Alan- Ya, Me Too.
by MrTaiwo August 30, 2007
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Brokey-Balboa

Someone who does not have any money to do anything....
Hey man whats the plans for the weekend?
Nothing man no money I'm Brokey-Balboa...I cant do shit!!
by AdbRoot February 4, 2013
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ballbreaker

n. 1. A dominating woman.
2. A song by AC/DC
3. Something which destroys a person.
1. That bitch is a ballbreaker!
2. Ballbreaker is a good track.
3. That final exam was a ballbreaker. I was buttraped on it!
by keyshaw September 29, 2004
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Ballbag Olympics

Ballbag Olympics is a catch-all term given to any non-sexual game involving exposing one's ballbag.

This usually involves tugging one's ballbag out through the fly of one's trousers (just the scrotal skin or one or both testes) whilst in an environment not usually associated with ball sac exposure - ie. A pub, the Grand National, a car park in Runcorn, etc.

These "ball-games" include, but are not limited to:
* Ballbag golf - Basic golf, but the person with the worst score exposes their ballbag for the duration of the next hole
* Touch - A game usually played whilst under the influence of alcohol in pubs or nightclubs which involves getting one's ballbag out and "touching" it against an unsuspecting friend or, if you are feeling brave, stranger and having a third person take a photo. One point for each successful touch without the "touchee" noticing
* Background Ballbag - In which whenever you see someone about to take a photo, you whip out the old ballbag and get yourself in the background.
Carl: I feel like getting wrecked tonight Pagey, let's have a couple of schlagnogs before we go out

Pagey: Yeah, fuckin hell let's do it, let's get fuckin ballbag olympics on t'go an 'all!

Carl: I'm gonna get me old ballbag out and rest it on Jim's shoulder!

Pagey: I'm gonna rock down to electric avenue wi' me ballbag out you, daft nignog. I'm starting ballbag olympics early - take a look at this bastard!

Carl: Fuckin 'ell!
by Handsome Crab August 10, 2010
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Balbaforge

A person that love to get down and cut loose in their spare time but is very shy until they get a few drinks in them.
'You should have seen him last night. he was such a Balbaforge.'
'When they have a few drinks they turn into a Balbaforge'
'BALBAFORGE'
by VSTZ22 May 4, 2016
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Ballbaggery

The act of being or acting like a ballbag. When a person acts stupidly or does something completely idiotic. Also when someone makes themselves look like an asshole or bell-end in public.
Friend One: "Oh look, Billy just told that girl he really fancies that she has a moustache."

Friend Two: "Yep, his ballbaggery knows no limits!"
by El Noido February 23, 2011
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