Itchy Ball Syndrome

When the testicles become itchy and a scratch is needed. IBS stands for itchy ball syndrome. Only happens in males.

Person 1; I have ibs today

person 2: would you like me to help?

Person 3: I know someone who can help with your Itchy Ball Syndrome.

by Japher February 3, 2010

Saggy Ball Syndrome

When a man's wrinkly scrotum dangles and swings much lower than any testicles ever should.

skin tight faggy emo jeans will not help this syndrome

When Shaquanda Latifa Jackson worked as a CNA at Shady Acres Retirement Home, she witnessed many instances of Saggy Ball Syndrome as she changed adult diapers all day.

Guy in crappy local band:
"Maybe if I get a lot of awesome ass tattoos, the bitches in my love life won't be so aware of my Saggy Ball Syndrome"

by BallJ0ckeyTitsMcGee March 3, 2010

Dick Ball Syndrome

Where your dick and balls are so flabby that they reach your belly button just by jumping

Becky,I have Dick Ball Syndrome. I will never jump again!

by Tess Tickels February 1, 2020

Sticky ball Syndrome (SBS)

when a males "ball sack" start to stick to anything and everything. Most times you have to dance a little to get them to unstick

guy 1: hey man what are you doing?

guy2: i got a bad case of Sticky ball Syndrome (SBS)

guy1: oh man... that sucks

by Das Timmeh June 11, 2010

Singed Ball Syndrome

To fart into someone else's butthole and then fart it back out.

1. Damn that SBS burns.

2. I went to the doctor and he said that Singed Ball Syndrome is not a real syndrome.

by ffsb0415bitches July 9, 2012

Wrangled Ball Syndrome

The consequences of gradually sliding down into a slouch when sitting on a chair. The ballsack becomes wrangled up in your clothing, requiring the victim to stand up, re-arrange the sack, and sit down again. Effects are greatly increased when wearing tight underwear.

Tony: "I've been sitting here for 10 minutes now and I've already contracted Wrangled Ball Syndrome!"

Mel: "Yeah, well I've got a massive cameltoe."

by Tony Flapfiller October 21, 2010

Irritable Ball Syndrome

Blue balls make you angry, upset, agitated and irritable.

After getting aroused for a while and then not getting off is irritating.

If a girl is known for giving guys blue balls she can be labelled IBS.

Mitch "Yo, why are you sitting with your legs so wide apart and your belt undone?"

Corey "That tease Brandi gave me Irritable Ball Syndrome again."

Mitch "IBS, sucks to be you."

by Lawrencetown April 11, 2013