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free ballner

When a man is free ballin', especially in loose pants or shorts, he must adjust his penis every now and again, thus after many cock adjustments one has given himself an erection or boner.
I was just sitting on my couch and all of a sudden i gave myself a free ballner.
by cheesy magee November 30, 2009
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ballner

when your "testicles" or "balls" are in the state of having a boner.

When you have had such an incredible boner aka the boner of your life, that the boner transfered to your ballsack.(note if you are a castroti "a guy gets his balls cut off this could be a problem! please contact your doctor for more information!)
OMG look at that girl i just had a ballner!

is it morning already! man i just had a morning ballner!

a guy: lets go to hooters!

some other guy: wouldnt it be embarrassing if we went ther and my ballner broke through my pants!

a guy: ok your not coming loser!
by they call me a GOD September 14, 2009
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bollinger

n., a noticeable bulge in the front of a man's pants, comprised of the penis, testicles, or both, that causes onlookers of both sexes extreme discomfort, especially in a public setting
Man, that guy's bollinger was all the talk of the courtroom spectators.
by Gary Stuckenschneider July 15, 2006
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Balloners

Balloners is derived from two words; banter, and the all boys grammar school Dr Challoners. Joined together they make the word Balloners. Balloners describes extremely bad, posh, educational, or gay banter. Balloners is regarded as on a par with girl banter (also embarrassingly bad)
"in my maths lesson i totally answered the teacher back, i'm such a legend"
"mate thats balloners"

or

"your par game is worse than balloners
by Hazza Magazza December 10, 2010
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Rachel Ballinger

Rachel Ballinger, a youtuber, vlogger, and dog mom.

As of January 2021, she is single, having broken up with her longstanding boyfriend in late 2020. Fan’s suspicions were confirmed when she did a tiktok with Colleen Ballinger, and put a finger down because she went through a breakup in 2020.

She has 2 pit bulls, Blaze and Snoop who are both very cute. Blaze is grey- brown and Snoop is white and black.

Some pastimes of hers include scrolling through tiktok, dog training, and watching netflix.
Rachel Ballinger is my favorite youtuber!

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by skatergirl_8D January 21, 2021
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Bollingered

When someone twists the truth and reinvents history, with the sole aim of boosting the credibility of the speaker. The act is only done by people who have f****d-up badly, and are striving to save face.
That vile cow Deborah just Bollingered me again. I hope she rots in hell.
by bendybits March 27, 2009
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Ballsener

When you get so deep,your ball's drop in her.
Wow,I just went ballsener.
by LarryLucio April 9, 2017
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