Post Balldum depression

The gloomy feeling you get right after you masturbate due to the realization of how lonely you are.

Dude i just jacked it, and now i got post balldum depression!

by MrPrimeribs May 6, 2011

ballcuzii

a girl gets a cup of warm water and a straw, a guy puts his balls in the cup as she blows bubbles.

Brianna gave me a ballcuzii.

by Ty McClarty November 22, 2005

Ballpumper

A man who regularly vacuum pumps his scrotum to enlarge the nads and the sac. Ballpumpers are usually also cockpumpers.

Look at the bulge in that guy's jeans! He must be a ballpumper.

That old guy is either a ballpumper or his ticker's not up to the task of clearing edema.

by Tigerdave October 26, 2008

ballcuzzi

When a man teabags a warm glass of milk while two women blow bubbles into the milk through straws.

Those two hotties give the best ballcuzzi EVER!!

by Diggler September 19, 2003

ballcuzzi

When one takes a bowl (ceramic/glass/plastic) fills it with warm water, preferably around 95°. Lower your testicles into the bowl. Then use a straw (preferably a silly straw) and have someone blow at a steady pace forming small bubbles that massage your scrotum/testicles. Just like a jacuzzi, hence the BALLCUZI

Yo bitch, why dont you grab a silly straw and give me a ballcuzzi, Fuck.

by Tronixx March 19, 2007

ballpumping

The masculine practice of enlarging the nads and ballsac, using negative air pressure to force more blood and lymphatic fluids to flow into the scrotum. Practitioners, called ballpumpers, wear a jar or specially designed cylinder over the genitalia and withdraw some of the air using a pump, thus "pumping" up their basket.

I had a great ballpumping session last night - got to 16" around! Barely fit into my jeans this morning!

by tigerdave October 2, 2009

Ballcuzzi

When you dip your nuts in a cup of warm water, and somebody else sticks a straw underneath and blows.

(Courtesy of Bixi Zeng)

The Sheraton Four Seasons in Rome came with a complimentary Ballcuzzi.

by Zaiyan Ahmad November 30, 2004