bale

To beat up someone, then blame it on the death of Heath Ledger.

The term is originated after Christian Bale assaulted his mother and sister then blamed his frustrations on the death of Heath Ledger.

Also known as: baling and bale bashing.

Person 1: I'm going to bale my mother.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: I was angry of Heath Ledgers death.

by JohnnyT18 August 19, 2008

baling

When your diet contains so much fibre that your shit starts to look like hay bales.

"Man, this high fibre diet has me baling."

by Linnick March 29, 2008

Baling

Putting a hapless creature/person in a wheelie bin.

Did you see that bitch baling a cat on You Tube?

by Bastos McNigra August 25, 2010

bales

To intentionally look like Drew Carey, but a creepier version; if that is possible.

Is that Drew or is that pedafile over there pulling a bales in his jeep.

by Tripp T-Bone April 23, 2015

balee dat

When someone says 'balee dat' they are either trying to convey their agreement with someone or trying to let you know that they intend to do something whether you like it or not. In my experience, fangbangers say this a lot.

I'm gonna hump Edward, balee dat.

by tea bone January 5, 2010

Kelsey Bales

Stupid. Low IQ. Just overall bad... especially at chemistry

person 1: Do you know that kelsey bales girl?
person 2: Yeah, she's stupid

by ManUnited08 October 26, 2011

Bale-a-thon

To go on a Bale rampage.

Bale being defined as an act of extreme aggression.

Named after actor Christian Bale.

"After forgetting to put the milk away this morning my roommate went on a huge Bale-a-thon , he was baleing on everyone he met"

by klimarac February 6, 2009