Saturday Night Backpack

The suspicious backpack seen on college campuses everywhere on Saturday night, never filled with books or study materials. Filled with anything from a 30 of beer to handles of liquor.

Dude, are you bringing that thirty of natty ice in your Saturday night backpack later?

Saturday Night Backpack by HansHansHans February 10, 2009

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Soggy Backpack

A sexual move involving you secretly blowing your bonersauce on a partners back and then having them slip their shirt back on. The sloppy jizz blizzard still on their back results in a soggy backpack.

That freak I railed last night threw her shirt on too fast and walked out with a soggy backpack.

Soggy Backpack by CrustyRubbers July 20, 2011

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Swedish Backpack

When a man drops his handful of genitalia on an unsuspecting person's back, usually when the other person is bent over or lying down. Then the man must sing, "Borty, borty, borty!" like the Swedish Chef.

A fine gentleman is taking a romantic shower with his loving wife, when he "accidentally" drops his shampoo bottle. The wife does what any loving person would do: she picks it up. Then the man drops his balls and cock on her back and sings like the Swedish Chef, "Borty, borty, borty!" She has then been given her official Swedish Backpack.

Swedish Backpack by Lothar Aspirin February 23, 2009