Blue Balls Back Rub

An extended, often elaborate array of male-on-female foreplay that fails to end in copulation. The common opening move is for the man to offer the woman a back rub, followed by a series of maneuvers that may or may not include a leg massage, teasing of the upper ass around the pantyline, a slight grazing of the sideboob, and as a last resort some aggressively handsy spooning. Crippling, fetal-position blue balls often results, remedied only by vigorous, albeit lonely and pathetic masturbation.

"You get some from the old lady last night?"

"Nope. Nothing but a blue balls back rub."

by Bart County Scrivener January 27, 2015

Balls Back SMP

The Balls Back SMP is one of the best private minecraft servers to date!

mod nebneb7: im gonna hop on the balls back smp
♔ irms ♔: SLAY ill be on in a minute onto the best minecraft server im just eating!

by nebneb737 July 18, 2022

Ballin Out Back

Ballin-out-back, someone that is morally chill and quite simply just lays low ‘out back’ away from others and out of commotion.

“Hey how’s your friend going?”

“Yeah he’s just ballin out back”

by Benzothebird September 11, 2020

Ballin Out Back

Ballin-Out-Back, someone who is morally chill and lays low away from all other commotion and distraction.

“Hey how’s your friend doing?”

“Yeah he’s just ballin out back”

by Benzothebird September 11, 2020

Go get your balls back

What is said to a guy who allows his pride to be taken from him chronically, often by a woman

Said to a wimp to encourage him to regain his dignity.

Man, you need to go get your balls back from her. You're being made to look like a fool!

Barak, go get your balls back from Michelle.

by LaughinJack July 11, 2011

they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school

they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school

Cheney! they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school -Francis

they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school

Cheney! they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school -Francis

by Ray a Pedo October 1, 2023

ballsack back

the immense feeling of pain in your lower back that remains for what feels like hours after hurting ur balls

"Hey, dude! Wanna play some golf with me?"
"Sorry. My ballsack back is so bad I can't even walk."

by Mmmmmmno February 1, 2023