Faken Baby Syndrome 

Stage two of a fakenancy carried to term. Victims of this disease feel the need to claim to be mothers when they aren't, and usually go so far as to steal pictures of other peoples children. The most susceptible to this disease are children between the ages of 13 and 17.

"This is my daughter! *insert picture here*"
"Uh, I just Googled baby and that picture came up. You need help with your Faken Baby Syndrome."

Faken Baby Syndrome by Katrina J. January 31, 2008

blue baby syndrome 

A sort of "blue baby syndrome" can also be caused by methemoglobinemia. It is widely believed to be caused by nitrate contamination in groundwater resulting in decreased oxygen carrying capacity of hemoglobin in babies leading to death.

My baby is affected by blue baby syndrome, because here in this place groundwater is contaminated by nitrates.

blue baby syndrome by Literary Lord May 22, 2016

Big Baby Syndrome 

When you're girlfriend is being a big baby.

Chelsea, why are you being a big baby?!? its like you have big baby syndrome.

Big Baby Syndrome by nerd-for-starwars February 14, 2012

sloshen baby syndrome 

When your friend is driving your pregnant wife around, and is such a terrible driver you are worried that your baby might come out pre-shaken, ie sloshen baby syndrome.

You crazy bitch, slow down so the baby doesn't get sloshen baby syndrome.

sloshen baby syndrome by sloshenbaby July 17, 2009

Top Baby Syndrome 

The horrible condition in which a twin is relegated to "top" status in the mother's womb. Due to being on top, the fetus is relegated to only receiving "leftowver's" in terms of nutrients. In addition to lack of nutrients, the top baby receives all the negative substances the mother brings in (smoke, alcohol, drugs, etc.). As a result, the "top baby" will be physically smaller, and weaker, as well as substantially less intelligent, and more prone to learning disorders.

Danny DeVito suffered from Top Baby Syndrome in the movie Twins.

Top Baby Syndrome by Risky Moth September 7, 2011

kickin baby syndrome 

When an infant is repeatedly kicked untill an unconcious state is reached, then continued untill fatility occurs.

Mary is in jail... she went all kickin baby syndrome on her daughter last night.

kickin baby syndrome by Dr. TNT March 25, 2012

terminal baby syndrome 

To constantly behave like a baby or young child as an adult. This may include: being spiteful, crying about inane things, wanting attention, self-affirmation, or seen as a constant complainer.

I didn't realize you could get out of an offer to buy a public company for 24 billion, but damn, this dude has terminal baby syndrome.

terminal baby syndrome by Somebody, but not Nobody October 14, 2022