babys momma

One who hassles for child support.

That chick you banged when you were drunk and forgot to bag it.
My babys momma is bringing my kid over today. I gave in and banged my baby momma last night.
by Anonymous July 29, 2003
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baby momma

a bitch that you get knocked up on accident but now you gotta deal with because she got your baby
Mark just found out that he got his ex knocked up in 7th grade and now hes a junior in high school and now he got two kids that he just learned about and a bitch for a baby momma
by LilAlexis March 06, 2006
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by JO January 26, 2003
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baby momma's

Dead beat mothers, of all these crackers babies born out of wedlock, thus are now being supported by tax dollars of all working people.

There is a misconception that all black people on welfare, but Statistics show that there are more White bitches on welfare than any other race.

This just shows and proves the ignorance of honkeys once again.

Myth: People on welfare are usually black, teenage mothers who stay on ten years at a time.

Fact: Most welfare recipients are non-black, adult and on welfare less than two years at a time.

According to the Census->

65% are white
17% are Latino
13% are black

Other sources

39% white recipients
38% black

17% Hispanic

bottom line:

Accept is the Fact that there are More whites on on welfare thus more whites benefit from the American tax dollars than any other race Period.

They also get more SSI checks too.

:-)
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by Carte Blanche 4 u December 05, 2010
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baby momma

that sugar momma who is my bitch and has a nice ass and tits
that's my baby momma over thur
by eeeeeric February 19, 2012
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niggah now a baby momma is when u have 2 guls and u get 1 pregnant and you with the other gul niggah
damn dawg i hit my baby momma up last night
by bLaZeD September 29, 2003
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baby momma drama

A situation that happens in a single mothers life when she realizes:

1.) That she was looking for the wrong things in a man to begin with.

2.) The same game he used to knock her up with he's using on someone else who is just as fine or finer than you.

3.) Lack of child support plus one screaming child equals one pissed-off mom.

4.) That a nice car, long-hard dick and money does not make the perfect man.

5.) That she should sew up her vagina and hope "Mr. Right" is a single parent like she is.

6.) She can't party and change daipers at the same time.

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Rachel thought Tyrone was the greatest man in the world! He was nice, he had and elephant-like penis, and he spent money on her constantly. After the baby dropped, and she couldn't lose the weight, the c-section scars or stretch marks. And Tyrone lost interest and decided to set up shop in new territory.
This lack of affection mixed with a screaming child caused Rachel to hate Tyrone with a pashion, causing serious baby momma drama.
by Mr. Dwayne October 28, 2004
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