A man of great stature whose genitalia it so small it can only be compared to a baby carrot henceforth Baby Carrot = a man with a dong that ain't so long.
Tatiana: When is Baby Carrot showing up?
Mickey: Apparently he's still at home trying to "please" the wife...
Tatiana: Oh god, we're going to be waiting here forever!!!
Mickey: Apparently he's still at home trying to "please" the wife...
Tatiana: Oh god, we're going to be waiting here forever!!!
by Scrappydappy June 30, 2019
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